CHAAKYAAR: behind the scene

we are familiar with the performance:Chaakiyaar koothu. Here I'm posting, behind the scene pics during our buddy's performance. Mr.Sidharth A is a 2 time winner from Kannur university Chaakiyaar kooth competition. Here I'm posting couple of pics which I happened to click during the event.

SHERLOCK HOLMES: A CALL

                                   

Time: 3:55 pm

Mobile ringing..

Sherlock : It’s ma ex!

[Sherlock is lying on bed. Watson, who was writing something ceased his work and took his mobile]

Watson: Unknown number; 7 missed calls. The whole day you were sleeping and never took your mobile; then how could you end up with such a weird conclusion?

Sherlock: You noticed that pattern?

Watson: Pattern?? Its Samsung galaxy’s theme song, what is special with that?

Sherlock: The pattern of missed calls. First two was between 11am and 12.30 pm, another 5 miss calls between 2pm and 3pm. First miss call stopped in mid way and second one was perfect, which means he/she is hesitating to make a call first time. But by 2pm, he/she made his/her mind ready for making the call and 5 frequent miss calls. You see that number, 5!! It might be bit of childish/girlish stuff, J. So I assumed it would be my ex! I don’t have plenty of childish chara friends around, other than me. You know what Watson? It’s not always facts and data, sometimes intuitions too leads you into deductions!!

Watson: Sherlock your theory sucks. Ooh.. sorry, you got an appointment with detective Beckett at 4 pm today.

4.00 pm at cafeteria.

Beckett: Hi, I’m detective Beckett.

Sherlock: Holmes.. Sherlock Holmes.

Beckett: Well Holmes.. We have a situation here, and our counselor needs you to assist me. He believes your experience and inputs might be helpful.

Sherlock: He believes so?? What about you then?

Beckett: Well... As a matter of fact ..NO!! You are just another crap who thinks “I AM EVERYTHING”.

Sherlock: Well, that sounds impressive. Now tell me the story.

Beckett: My friend Maria, she lost her Samsung galaxy mobile during a train journey. She is my best friend, and we have reasons for not disclosing this with her parents or cyber cell. Will know, once you meet her.

Sherlock: Great! Then lets meet the victim straight away. Between, you see that girl sitting next to our table with an expression “I lost ma virginity last night” ??

Beckett: That’s Maria!

Sherlock: Oohps..!! Nowadays losing mobile is the reason behind this kind of expression?!

They moved to her table

Maria: Beckett? Are you sure he could help us?

Beckett: Hey, he is just assisting me. Don’t worry, we will sort it out.

Sherlock: Assisting you[In lower voice], well Ms.Maria nice to meet you and please tell me why this investigation is too private?

Maria: Because I went to ma home in sleeper compartment with ma boy friend and I don’t want ma parents to know about this somehow. I informed Beckett about this through ma iPhone, the mobile my boyfriend bought me last month, once I found ma mobile is gone somewhere. The lost one is Samsung galaxy.

Sherlock: Well then. Thanks for your time Maria. We got what we needed! Beckett , please stay for few more minutes?

Beckett: Sure!

Maria left the scene.

Beckett: So what you think?

Sherlock: It’s her bf.

Beckett: Excuse me. Mind your words, I know him for more than 3 years. He is not such a guy.

Sherlock: But he is the one we are looking for!

Getting closer to Beckett.

Sherlock: Just think lady, he is damn sure that she won’t complaint and he would be safe and clean. May be.. to check whether she is true to him. May be ..to get some private pics for blackmailing her in future; or just to sneek peak into her contact details. Several reasons, but that is the motive and objective. Trust me, you will find this mobile from campus within 2 days, if he is the one behind it. Because his mission is done with that and don’t have any robbery intention. It’s purely personal!

Beckett: I’m gonna kill you for this. You cross the limit, now excuse me. This case is done here. You are not going to associate with me any more.

Beckett left the screen with annoyance.

After 3 days.

A message from Beckett, “ I wanna meet u ASAP”.

Sherlock: What you got for me?

Beckett: Find your self, ( she passed a parcel) got it from a dustbin last day.

Sherlock: ALAS..Our Samsung galaxy..moby, I got YOU J.

Beckett: Great. Now we need to get him right? He is still home. I think he sends it through courier service and his friends might help him to set this scam or fraud.

Sherlock: Well Beckett, we can catch him once he landed. But before that we need to speak with Maria.

Maria joined the discussion.

Sherlock: Maria, I know well that you are the one who scripted this drama.

Maria: Are you in nuts? How dare you. Beckett lets go. He is making me crazy.

Beckett: Holmes ,what the hell are you talking... Will you please stop this crap.

Sherlock: Beckett, please check your mobile, the call she made during that day.

Beckett: Eeh..? what's with that? Well..eh… What?? You called from the lost mobile? (she got shocked).

Sherlock: No, she called from iPhone. I cross checked her alibis with her bf. Its true.

Beckett: Then how? [She is confused now].

Sherlock: She interchanged that sim with the commonly used one. You ever noticed that she called from her private number? No... Because you saved her both numbers under one contact name; so you never noticed it. Her parents never enquired about their daughter made me suspicious about her. Rest of the story you must complete Ms.Maria.

Maria(Sobbing): You are true Mr.Holmes.

Beckett: But why? [She is still confused].

Maria: Because he was cheating me Beckett..(Sobbing harder) I came to know, he got a gf other than me. I need to end this relation. If I scare or act against him, he gonna ruin ma future with the private pics I shared with that scoundrel. So I thought, keeping him as a suspect and staying away from him with a solid reason might be helpful.

Sherlock: Good thinking dear, thanks for not humiliating him in public and make the situation worse. We will work according to the game plan. No one gonna know this for sure. He broke the ethics in love, so that he deserves something like this. Eye for an eye. It’s all about Karma! We will make him the top suspect and we can create evidences worth for it.

Maria: Thank you Holmes, I owe you for this.

Sherlock: It’s my business to know, what others don’t know. Pleasure is mine J.

She left.

Beckett: So you got heart. [In a playful mood]

Sherlock: Well, I’m a jerk as always.

Beckett: You got any girl friend or had??

Sherlock: Me..come on.. you bet, it’s an impossible stuff.

Beckett: Hmm…good for you. Anyways thanks for saving ma friend and helping me to solve this case

Sherlock: Well I assisted you and honour is mine, J.

Beckett: Well Mr. Holmes, I am damn sure that people with experience in this kinda situations, can handle this properly. You done it perfectly, but how..

Sherlock: I appreciate your curiosity.. well..(Sherlock was about to take a class in relationships)

Before completing the dialogue ,Watson came to the screen. He was running towards him.

Watson: Holmes.. Holmes..

Sherlock: What is it, my friend?

Dr.Watson: I attended that unknown number, you were right! It’s your GIRL FRIEND!!!

Beckett and Sherlock together: WHAAAAATTTT???!!!

TO BE CONTINUED….

Sherlock Holmes: The dancing Beauty

Dr.Watson:  you hardly spoke with that girl and you noted this much points about her?! [Showing sherlock’s dairy]

Sherlock : Mr.Watson  I spoke with her twice [with irritated expression]

Mr.Watson:  And what was that?

Sherlock Holmes: will you give me a lift? And please have this icecream?

Mr.Watson: how she responded??

Sherlock Holmes: negative :(

Mr.Watson laughing hardly.

Mr.Watson: Sherlock..you know what?  you are weird and…

Sherlock Holmes: And how I know this much details about her, because I know how to deduce facts and data [SH completed the sentence] now , please read it loud Mr.Watson

Mr.Watson: hmm.. here we go… name nikki heat[we can’t use thankamma or rajamma since this is meant for readers around the globe]

Engineering final year student who completed her higher secondary in computer science. She got a lap top now and before that she was using a home PC. She got a younger brother and she is a pure vegetarian and most probably Brahmin. She knew dancing but not practicing  it now. 

Hmm.. you just asked two quest and came to these conclusions and you want me to believe this?

One sec.. lemme call her now and confirm you are stupid! Give me your mob.

[after call]

Sherlock Holmes: what happened? Are you sick!?

Mr.Watson: come on dude. I need to know how you  gathered this much data from her! You googled her?!!!  You told me you met her during a volunteering event right? So that girl is a total stranger and you are much more stranger for me Mr. Sherlock . Need reasoning!

Sherlock Holmes: you will tell its too simple if I give a reasoning! [b is very much serious this time! Because every time he explained things with reasoning Mr.Watson used to tell this “hey,its easy”]

Mr.Watson: no no, never.[ he sensed  Sherlock’s thought !]

Sherlock Holmes: ok, 10 sec for explanation! This is it.

Computer science student

Last day I chat with her in FB. She was swift in typing and someone using computer from school days only can do that in such a good pace. During 2006 lap tops are not common, so I concluded it’s a PC! In that geographical area which is not that developed I couldn’t find any other reason to buy a PC and so it’s for educational purpose. Thus a computer science student.

Vegetarian:

I offered an ice-cream during that event as I mentioned and she was observing it. I understood she is looking whether it shows green symbol [indication for veg]

Younger brother

Well , I asked for a lift and she hesitated and I told its ok. That means it’s not her elder brother/sister  taught her driving, if that’s the case she might gave a lift with her previous experience and also considering ma urgency for leaving that college,  and that day I got stuck in that college! Now you tell that girl is orthodox!  May be true!! But I saw her checking Tech fest event’s tee shirts and she was looking Small size. If your argument is all about orthodox girl, then it’s for her brother and not for her personally!!

That’s the explanation I can deliver!

Mr.Watson: aaha…. Nice! Ya its possible.. but tell me why you told she knew dancing

Sherlock Holmes : well [smirking] it was a free hit. I just commented and she told its true. She is a very active volunteer and her caste , religion , the social atmosphere of that place… when I observed all those… there is only two options dancing and singing…these are the conventional extracurricular activities in Kerala.  Well with her sweet voice singing might be an adventure J

Hmm… it was a guessing, but observing the facts and it was true!

Mr.Watson: aaaah..its too easy man!!

Sherlock Holmes: [staring at him]

Mr.Watson: oohps… I don’t mean to tell that! J

But one doubt, why I can’t do this. I mean, this deductions  and observations.

Sherlock Holmes: because you are stupid..hey, don’t look at me like that! Most of them are like you! J

Mr.Watson: you spoke with that girl for finding facts?? You know what?? You are a perfect jerk!

Mr.Sherlock: But I love ma job!! J  Take your thunder bird bike, let’s go for a movie J J

Signing off,

Sherlock Holmes

To be continued………..

GRASS HOPPER AND A STAR

Once upon a time there lived a grasshopper. As always grass hopper was a freak guy. When other creatures became busy, GH switch himself to super cool mode! Taking a gitar and singing the song “challa ke labda phiree”.  GH got bored of usual motivational sms from his ant friend.  GH stopped poking ant in FB. Because ant was busy during rainy season with food management. And it shows ‘you can’t poke twice’

                                                       In a sleepless night

 GH was lying on a lawn and staring at sky and mumbling something. “This is boring and insane. Doing nothing is not what I meant. Doing nothing but feeling like doing nothing makes me mad!!”

Hearing this a star blinked at him. He felt like someone texted him ‘:P’ smiley. It was such a beautiful star. Not like other stars , it blinked frequently. GH found star in FB and gone through star’s pictures and that keeps up him night. He send a friend request and for his surprise star accepted it. GH was in cloud nine when star says ‘hi’ for first time. 

                                                                             GH came to knew that star is from medical field and obviously GH from engineering field. GH felt like Pluto, neglected from solar system ! but for the GH’s surprise star asked “ GH, I like the way you hopping and its really nice. I wish you were an ET/medical student, so that sooner or later I can see you in ma universe. Now tell me what makes you keep up at night?”

GH replied: “I know you are thinking like I can’t jump that high to reach next to you. But as a dreamy-engineering student I need to tell this- I got an immense confidence that, some day you fall for me!!”

                                                       Thus GH and cute star became friends!!

                                                            THE END

Dedicating to all engineers cum dreamy guys who wish to fly high believing sky is the limit !

Dedicating to all medicos cum responsible citizens who  wish to be in touch with techie GHs and want to do something  good for society!

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branding basics

CASE STUDY:

Nowadays I never miss a function. If I won’t attend I would have miss all these:

PROCEDURE:

1.       There you can see pakka branding.
2.       You just 22, sitting like a jerk in a community of aunties and uncles having an average age of 55 years.
3.       I used to hear success stories more than I read during these kind of gatherings , rather I call it as kitty parties ( where lot of unknown aunties gather together for discussing 100 % crap topics).
4.       100% includes placements! Irrespective of what branch he/she studied, if she/he got placed (even in a call centre) then that he/she is the star stud of the day.
5.       One aunty: “you know what? Kochu rani [fake name] got 95 % marks in engineering!! “
6.       My mom looked at me! Eeh nope…  starred!
7.       ‘come on mum, she is kidding. This is not SSLC board exam!’ I’m trying to convince her with ma eye expression.

8.       “ Also she got placed in Wipro, between, what your son doing nowadays?” the inevitable. My mum got caught at last.
9.       “eeh..he is going for a practice, you know training kinda thing” [what practice mom??  Dancing??]
10.   “ Are bayyaa??? No campus?!!”  That aunty was so excited like someone played ‘gangam style’ in that room.
11.I interrupted: “ya , we got a vast campus.  Aunty I’m not interested in software.”[between, who are you? I never see you anywhere in ma clan gatherings. Are you an exclusive product for this placement-crap-enquiry?]

RESULT:

                                                            Return journey to ma home is like black and white old mallu film… rain, thunder, BGM of sad song….i’m not dare to tell this ’mom, I’m working on something big. Till I prove I need to sit like a jerk in these kitty parties.’ Dad is not giving car steering, again a jerk sitting next to him as a co-driver. I’m totally sucked, screwed up and eeh… I’m not daring to use offensive words in ma blog till now!

OBSERVATION
                                                                                     Now this is what happened during that meeting. The unknown-placement aunty branded her daughter as a youth icon. Giving a message to common people that without placements you not gonna survive, like life without oxygen [LKG science]and I’m projected as a ground zero boy![hi readers, I’m speaking about myself!!]
 The kochu rani, sissy girl scored. I hardly know that girl, but that girl beaten me like nothing.
CONCLUSION:
                                Take it from me, this kinda kitty parties are our reference point.  If you people really want to brand something, don’t miss these kinda functions.
With regards,
Ground zero {as per unknown aunty evaluation}