time:08.58 am
venue:Electrical class room
purpose: project topic review
Sherlock Holmes: “Brilliant! So that was your secret project
topic: INTELLIGENT ENERGY SYSTEM.
So first you simulate it using MATLAB software and then
proceed to hardware for final project!
Absolutely brilliant idea for a project.”
Sherlock Holmes is not tensed about our project presentation
which going to happen next.
Jasin A colleague was sitting next to us with half mouth
opened!
SH continues: “so what made you keep awake today? You didn’t
have your breakfast from home, why?
You used to stay awake, but what made you stay awake longer?
You didn’t take bath, and you slept
hardly two or three hours?” SH seems so
keen about him.
Jasin: “yes..eeh….”
jasin couldn’t complete the sentence.
SH interrupted: “ aah… presentation of your project in front
of faculty. So you had puri and bhaji today morning?”
Jasin:“yes .. You are right” jasin told it in cold voice.
SH: Ooh… You went to military canteen last week end? Between
I send a mail using your laptop.
Jasin: Impossible! Its biometric password protected.
SH:Sorry , I send it last day. It was just password
protected. Today only you made it biometric!
JASIN: I never know you hack me like this.
SH: You are a multitasking guy and how you missed it? yeah..
since you are a multi tasking guy, you give away your password like nothing?
Sherlock Holmes new movie paused downloading when it reaches
26 %. You used torrent right?”
Jasin: So you cracked my password. But how, is it Rahul Tyagi’s
course material you used for the same??
SH: There is nothing technical here! Just observation!
I interrupted: Now its action time SH. It’s our turn .
Presentation of our project topic
SH: I guess I don’t have any idea
what you are talking about. But I’m confident that our faculty too doesn’t have
any idea what so ever. So be confident in what you are telling, doesn’t matter
whether it’s a Himalayan blunder or not. Presentation is for just 20 minute and
we have enough time to impress them, but faculty doesn’t have enough time to
prove we are wrong and even for a deep research. Come on man, lets rock!
AT CAFTERIA:
Me: EVERY TECHNOLOGY IS A BLUNDER WHEN IT’S INTRODUCED ! How you used
that line in front of Aseem sir and Nigel sir!! You were telling blunders and
you questioned them??? Awesome man!!
SH: told you right! I got
dialogues. I’m not a techy guy like you and I’m not tensed too!!
Jasin: coffee??
SH: Sure, black with 2 spoon sugar. What
you expect in return?
Me: of course, explanation! we
all are rational people :-0
SH: I’ll complete my dialogue in
15 seconds. Catch me if you can.
Watson.. Think! I went through
his belongings when he is not in class room. IEEE spectrum magazine, EFY and MATLAB
software cd. He didn’t mark anything to give a clue for his secret topic. But a
wrinkled page shows how frequently he is turning those pages and I identified
the topics in two magazines and as a techy guy he loves innovation. So it’s
something that clubs wind energy from spectrum magazine and solar tech from
electronics for you and matlab cd proves he is trying for a simulation!
Now his presentation tension. Look at his droopy sleepy eyes. The way he
folded his sleeves, tuck-in in style, uncombed hair, pant’s zip which not
closed completely indicates- carelessness due to tension. His oily hand shows
what he ate today morning.
Now military
canteen visit: look at his branded socks and belt which is not matching with
his old costumes. He is not a man with brand taste, still he have something like
this means- his father an ex military and all those things are available with
cheaper rate from military canteen and all those seems new. It proves he went
to canteen during last week end.
Why he is a multitasking guy? Tester
, 4 colour pen, 2 other pen, lot of papers in pocket, sticky note stains on
laptop is more than enough to prove he is a multitasking guy and he definitely
got lot of accounts to manage and he simply use numerical as passwords! 123456 that
are how I cracked his password after several try…. Of course I admit several
try! He changed to biometric password today, that’s why I’m forced to tell 26 %
download status and due to this rush for presentation he probably forget to
resume the download when he reaches home
last evening!
So that is so called explanation of Sherlock
holmes regarding BLIND MULTITASKER.
Jasin: I’m a perfect multitasking
guy. I completed the download today morning itself. Here it is. Keep this cd
with you. It’s worth watching!! Everything else was absolutely right!!!
On the way back SH seems extremely silent.
Me: that’s ok man… only
downloading thing went wrong! Because he is damn smarter than you!
SH: how was our presentation?
Me: mine was fine, but your
performance at cafeteria was extra ordinary! Absolutely extra ordinary!”
SH: Is it? But people used to
tell, PISS OFF!!
Signing off,
Dr.watson
221B Baker St.
London
