Dr.Watson: you hardly
spoke with that girl and you noted this much points about her?! [Showing
sherlock’s dairy]
Sherlock : Mr.Watson I spoke with her twice [with irritated
expression]
Mr.Watson: And what
was that?
Sherlock Holmes: will you give me a lift? And please have
this icecream?
Mr.Watson: how she responded??
Sherlock Holmes: negative :(
Mr.Watson laughing hardly.
Mr.Watson: Sherlock..you know what? you are
weird and…
Sherlock Holmes: And how I know this much details about her,
because I know how to deduce facts and data [SH completed the sentence] now ,
please read it loud Mr.Watson
Mr.Watson: hmm.. here we go… name nikki heat[we can’t use
thankamma or rajamma since this is meant for readers around the globe]
Engineering final year student who completed her higher
secondary in computer science. She got a lap top now and before that she was
using a home PC. She got a younger brother and she is a pure vegetarian and
most probably Brahmin. She knew dancing but not practicing it now.
Hmm.. you just asked two quest and came to these conclusions
and you want me to believe this?
One sec.. lemme call her now and confirm you are stupid! Give
me your mob.
[after call]
Sherlock Holmes: what happened? Are you sick!?
Mr.Watson: come on dude. I need to know how you gathered this much data from her! You googled
her?!!! You told me you met her during a
volunteering event right? So that girl is a total stranger and you are much
more stranger for me Mr. Sherlock . Need reasoning!
Sherlock Holmes: you will tell its too simple if I give a
reasoning! [b is very much serious this time! Because every time he explained
things with reasoning Mr.Watson used to tell this “hey,its easy”]
Mr.Watson: no no, never.[ he sensed Sherlock’s thought !]
Sherlock Holmes: ok, 10 sec for explanation! This is it.
Computer science student
Last day I chat with her in FB. She was swift in typing and someone
using computer from school days only can do that in such a good pace. During
2006 lap tops are not common, so I concluded it’s a PC! In that geographical
area which is not that developed I couldn’t find any other reason to buy a PC
and so it’s for educational purpose. Thus a computer science student.
Vegetarian:
I offered an ice-cream during that event as I mentioned and
she was observing it. I understood she is looking whether it shows green symbol
[indication for veg]
Younger brother
Well , I asked for a lift and she hesitated and I told its
ok. That means it’s not her elder brother/sister taught her driving, if that’s the case she
might gave a lift with her previous experience and also considering ma urgency
for leaving that college, and that day I
got stuck in that college! Now you tell that girl is orthodox! May be true!! But I saw her checking Tech fest
event’s tee shirts and she was looking Small size. If your argument is all
about orthodox girl, then it’s for her brother and not for her personally!!
That’s the explanation I can deliver!
Mr.Watson: aaha…. Nice! Ya its possible.. but tell me why
you told she knew dancing
Sherlock Holmes : well [smirking] it was a free hit. I just
commented and she told its true. She is a very active volunteer and her caste ,
religion , the social atmosphere of that place… when I observed all those…
there is only two options dancing and singing…these are the conventional
extracurricular activities in Kerala. Well
with her sweet voice singing might be an adventure J
Hmm… it was a guessing, but observing the facts and it was
true!
Mr.Watson: aaaah..its too easy man!!
Sherlock Holmes: [staring at him]
Mr.Watson: oohps… I don’t mean to tell that! J
But one doubt, why I can’t do this. I mean, this deductions and observations.
Sherlock Holmes: because you are stupid..hey, don’t look at
me like that! Most of them are like you! J
Mr.Watson: you spoke with that girl for finding facts?? You
know what?? You are a perfect jerk!
Mr.Sherlock: But I love ma job!! J Take your thunder bird bike, let’s go for a
movie J J
Signing off,
Sherlock Holmes
To be continued………..
