BREAKING INTO LADIES HOSTEL..

BREAKING INTO LH...
“today nigth we are breaking into LADIES HOSTEL” one of ma friend from SILENT TECHNOVIA told me seriously.
“what?!!” i asked.
My mouth was half open for a few seconds.
We are on the way to church for parish fest..
It may be pretty cool if he is telling me to propose a girl in our campus!!
What he is telling is not that easy..
Its like terrorists in kashmir border!!
But my friend is firm in his desicion.. he is like that..
For what the hell ‘we’  let him go...
Ok .. fine he is my friend.. right?!!
I am supposed to be there in his troubles... troubling troubles???!!
There is a gal friend for him in .LH.(infact, I have a lot!!)i thought its better to respect his sentiments. So that i can pomper infront of ma friends that ‘ i was there in ..LH  last night!!’
 
                       “ BLOODY SYSTEMS..” my friend is mumbling.. ya .. he is right.. me too have the same thought ever since i joined in ma college..
During last parish fest our batch had a nice time in the
function.. it was really nice to see friends , other than college college atmosphere..
I think all behave differently in other communities.. its ma observation.. may be not true!!
I strongly believe.. its because of  some crackk gals ... they dont get permission this time.. may be ma friend’s class mates.. my classmates are good!! But i don;t have the courage to tell that to him.. since we both have same thoughts running through our mind..”bloody systems...” i repeat.

My SILENT TECHNOVIAN friend bought a balloon. The same one i got last year from appu.a red ,heart shaped balloon. Don’t think she gave that because of any special interest towards me ! may be avoiding that from her hand before any seniours caught her!! We were really scaared of seniors. Coz we were ;dirty juniors infront of pretty seniors!!’
And that balloon obviously ended up in one of the seniors!!
                                      Back to our action packed story... there was a live concert of a famous play back singer. We were in high spirits. Dancing with locals is some thing nice, hope ma parents won’t read this stuff!!
“now... this is the plan. We are going to ..LH  place this balloon in their compound ∧ i’ll message her &and ;she will collect it.. may be next morning.”( hi friends, don’t tell.. gals can’t use mob @ night in hostels.. i think she too hate these SYSTEMS!!! BLOODY SYSTEMS!!)
  “da.. i think our planning won’t work properly” i told him with a half releif.. but dont show it!! He was silent. I thought he too agree with me.. thank GOD!!
We were supposed to go alone.. but unfortunately all our batch mates were there to accompany us!!
My friend is brilliant. May be in future he may become a notorious criminal!! We are howling, singing parady songs on the way back to hostel.
When we reached near LH.. because of a reflex action my friend started scolding the locals”just go and ...... just get lost you .......”now you can guess what will happen. Abusing half drunken, out of station locals is just like putting our hands in honey bee hives!!
Then the expected happened in that dark night!! They scolded back and tried to hit us with nice logs!!
Thank GOD..
Don’t get any beat from locals!! But something better was waiting for me!!
Actually this is not there in the plan!! I followed ma friend ∧we reached near a big house with huge gates and walls.”jump... hold me and jump.. i say”  silent technovian is trying to rescue me.. actually i think so.. but no one is following us.. i did what he advised me.
I jumped and with a loud noise i ended up on a set of flower pots... i guess.. and am damn sure ma leg and spine bones are broken!!i was striving to get out of it.. but ma aching bones don’t allow me to do the same!!i was lying on the ground counting stars!! Waiting for dogs and house owner who is going to catch me!!
But nothing happened. Then my mobile started vibrating.. its my silent technovian friend calling from behind the curtain!!
“ da are you fine,now you are in LH compound!!!!!!!!!!!”
I sit erect.. it was a reflex action .. i guess.. its a shocking news to hear.. breaking into..LH. ???
I observed the surrounding.. its a multistorey building... not a house.. some lights are blown out side, and rooms are dark. Its alreary one in the morning & gals are sleeping well!!then i saw a bollon flying in air. I believe its ma friend who is conguring magic in this dark night!! In the midst of this bloody trouble..
Over the mob”keep that balloon near that ‘chethi’ flower tree” nice command..
Better i go directly to warden ∧ ask,’sister.. where is this ‘chethi’!! sorry ma’am.. since its really dark, i can’t point it out correctly!!!”
So this is what happened in that night which i can’t forget..( and ma friend too!!)
Made some interesting stories to convince others.. how ma leg got injured.. and how we escaped from locals.... etc etc..
And this the best part.. the gal friend who intented to get this balloon went home last night of our operation without informing him(finally i came to know, they were not in good terms for more than two months!!
So we worked for nothing if i say!!!!!
And am damn sure no one will believe it.. breaking into LADIES HOSTEL.. Its pretty easy... but broken legs... is not that fair..!!!
May be its history.. mh invaded ..lh!!!!
 only we two celebrated the historic victory!!!
( and one of ma friend asking.. “actually you guys enter inside the hostel??!!! Such a nice foool.............@!!!!!!!!!)
with love
tyson thej