CASE STUDY:
Nowadays I never miss a function. If I won’t attend I would have miss all these:
PROCEDURE:
1. There you can see pakka branding.
2. You just 22, sitting like a jerk in a community of aunties and uncles having an average age of 55 years.
3. I used to hear success stories more than I read during these kind of gatherings , rather I call it as kitty parties ( where lot of unknown aunties gather together for discussing 100 % crap topics).
4. 100% includes placements! Irrespective of what branch he/she studied, if she/he got placed (even in a call centre) then that he/she is the star stud of the day.
5. One aunty: “you know what? Kochu rani [fake name] got 95 % marks in engineering!! “
6. My mom looked at me! Eeh nope… starred!
7. ‘come on mum, she is kidding. This is not SSLC board exam!’ I’m trying to convince her with ma eye expression.
8. “ Also she got placed in Wipro, between, what your son doing nowadays?” the inevitable. My mum got caught at last.
9. “eeh..he is going for a practice, you know training kinda thing” [what practice mom?? Dancing??]
10. “ Are bayyaa??? No campus?!!” That aunty was so excited like someone played ‘gangam style’ in that room.
11.I interrupted: “ya , we got a vast campus. Aunty I’m not interested in software.”[between, who are you? I never see you anywhere in ma clan gatherings. Are you an exclusive product for this placement-crap-enquiry?]
RESULT:
Return journey to ma home is like black and white old mallu film… rain, thunder, BGM of sad song….i’m not dare to tell this ’mom, I’m working on something big. Till I prove I need to sit like a jerk in these kitty parties.’ Dad is not giving car steering, again a jerk sitting next to him as a co-driver. I’m totally sucked, screwed up and eeh… I’m not daring to use offensive words in ma blog till now!
OBSERVATION
Now this is what happened during that meeting. The unknown-placement aunty branded her daughter as a youth icon. Giving a message to common people that without placements you not gonna survive, like life without oxygen [LKG science]and I’m projected as a ground zero boy![hi readers, I’m speaking about myself!!]
The kochu rani, sissy girl scored. I hardly know that girl, but that girl beaten me like nothing.
CONCLUSION:
Take it from me, this kinda kitty parties are our reference point. If you people really want to brand something, don’t miss these kinda functions.
With regards,
Ground zero {as per unknown aunty evaluation}
haha thats an interesting inference man
ReplyDeleteanu auntys everywhere!!
ReplyDeleteWe can't swipe out those kinda aunties :)
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