Sunday, December 18, 2011

kolaveri kolaveri di!!!???

sariga's reality show!!


"Yo students i am sing a song...
Exam song...
Fail song…

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri...Di... (2)
Rhythm correct…
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri...Di…
Maintain Please…
Why this kolaveri……. Aadi…

Distance-le Exam Exam…
Exam-il Fail-lu Sure-u…
Room-u Full-aa Book-u Book-u…
Book-u Full-aa Theories…

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri...Di... (2)

Kaila book… Only englisha...

Hand la book… book la notes…
Eyes-u full-aa tear-u…..
Empty brain-u exam come-u…
Life reverse gear-u...
Maam-u maam-u… oh my maam-u….
U taught me sum -u…

Cow-u cow-u holy cow-u... is this in syllabus-u…
God i m dying now-u… everyone happy now-u…..
This song-u for student-u....we dont have choice-u…
Why this kolaveri di..di fail song!!!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

A LETTER TO JULIET


  •  ANY ONE EVER TRIED SENDING A LETTER TO JULIET???                                                                        
  • ITS POSSIBLE AND I GOT REPLY!! EVEN THOUGH THE DETAILS I MENTIONED ABOUT THE GAL S FAKE, I GOT A NYC REPLY.                                                                                   
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  • 'LETTERS TO JULIET S D INSPIRATION BEHIND SENDING THAT MAIL.
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  • I hope those who reading this blog post will download the film and watch it !!
  • dedicating to all juliets who lost their romeos!!
  •  



Dear ######,



Many thanks for your heartfelt letter.



It is understandable that 4 years ago, at age 17, you were still very young to and didn't know how to express your emotions to someone - it was your first experience with falling in love, so how are you supposed to know these things.... ? This is very normal and part of growing up and learning.



It looks like she has moved on in the meantime and feels that it is too late now - which is very sad. It is a pity she is unwilling to give things a second chance.

However, if that is how she feels, I'm afraid there is nothing you can do about it and perhaps it is best that you try to move on as well.



Give yourself time to get over this and move on, dear Thejus - as time goes by you will find that things will become easier and that  you will find a new love again. And this time, being older now, you will be more confident about how to express yourself.




With my best wishes and warm regards,

Giulietta.



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Hi Juliet,

Happy birth day in advance...

Last day i saw the movie letters to Juliet... And tomorrow is your birthday means.. Its an omen for me... Will you help me?

I am a 21 year old boy.. I first fall in love with a girl when i was 17 year old.. But i never opened my mind.. I was so scared ... But recently i told her about ma feelings.. For me it took four years to open ma mind...

But she is realistic... She is telling you would have told me about this before...not now... My dear Juliet, please help me. I am ###### ###### #### from India.

Kerala is my state. I am a final year engineering student.. I will send you her contact details.. Hope you will help me ...

Hoping for the best,

######

Friday, November 11, 2011

A SERIOUS LOVE STORY{SERIOUSLY!!}

THE HERO

Rijil’s love story. Even though it sounds funny for us, it really a painful story for our hero a lot!!
Short  and sweet, here it goes:
·                                 Rijil loved a girl during the childhood onwards. [seems like Gandhiji  right??]
·                                 Like all amateur lovers he too made a lot of calculations about her future love[oohps…. Read it as future of loveJ]
·                                 That gal admitted she is in love with rijil!!![manasil laddu potti]
·                                 Rijil’s friend is loving his girl friend’s elder sister[ hats off to the father of these galss!:p]
·                                 Here is the twist. The elder girls’s marriage got fixed.[like in film. Girl’s father s always a cruel man.]
·                                 But rijil come up with an idea. May be you tell, its an old idea. Since it’s a flash back story this idea has lot of relevance.
·                                 On the day of marriage, these guys are missing. Rijil is present for the function. I can imagine a dark smirking on rijil’s face.
·                                 So this is the end of the story. Rijil’s friend and his love’s girl flew away and they  live happily!!
·                                 Hope you like the story…..
·                                 Thus we reached the half time of the story!!!
·                                 As always , a chaos was mounting up in the atmosphere at the girl’s home!!
·                                 The cruel villain[girl’s father ] is in trouble.
·                                 Rijil s really enjoying the situation.
·                                 But at the time of marriage rijil saw the bride on stage..
·                                 It’s a familiar face to him…
·                                 Ohh ma gosh….. its his love instead of her elder sister….
·                                 So that’s the twist.
·                                 It was his plan and execution and it back fired!!
·                                 That girl was too young for a marriage!!
·                                 Now the climax is same as always…. His friend and elder sister is living happily because of rijil.
·                                 If there any nobel price for love and a sacrifice , it must be given to rijil!!
·                                 Now about rijil’s love: its like… mone manasil veendum  laddu potti!!!!
·                                 Since there is no bride available in marriage market, our poor hero’s girl became the victim!!
·                                 A familiar face on stage with groom…….[music… uyiree uyiree,,,,]
·                                 May be rijil may read this… so I don’t wanna make him cry after reading this……!!
·                                 On that day he decided to become a chronic bachelor !!!!
·                                 Dedicating this post to all fans.
·                                 Courtesy: rijil k!!

Thursday, October 6, 2011

MY BLOG SUCKS....

• Started ma journey from Thrissur to Kannur in a passenger.


• So I’ve to expect old people, beggars n other state strangers.

• Obviously I prefer an empty compartment!! I don’t want to disturb them anyways!!

• I met a girl from ma college from Kozhikode.

• My junior… let it be VASUMATHIYAMMA  (its an imaginary name. )

• She occupied ma compartment...

• Checkout what happened afterwards…








Thej: hi I’m Thej by the way… Tysonthej.

VASUMATHIYAMMA : hi m VASUMATHIYAMMA n ur name sounds familiar!

Thej: you might have heard about IEEE?

VASUMATHIYAMMA  : Oh yes, of course. So you are that pioneer they used to tell? You started the organization n all?!

[Now this is cool, it meant she had heard of IEEE and its relation with me like a mother to child!!

First time I am hearing like this and of course, it had never happened with girl on an empty compartment!!]

ME: ya, I’m that same guy!

VASUMATHIYAMMA :I read your blog.

[god damn!! What the hell!!bingo!!

And now only I’m observing the girl properly. She got a round face with specs. Prominent lips and a boy cut hair style. She is looking pretty beautiful [may be cos she read ma blog!]

ME:so how did you like it?

VASUMATHIYAMMA : oh.. yeah… its fine, well yeah alright!! :p

[it was a blow for me. I kept silent. I want ma empty compartment back! just alright??]

VASUMATHIYAMMA : see.. you are a fantasy writer[she spoke after a while]what you are writing is not real. Nothing to do with reality and normal people. You must be much more realistic. Don’t try to do anything creative just for the sake of impressing your crush [aah… crushes is what I am thinking!]

Be a responsible person after all

YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME , YOU WILL WRITE ABOUT THIS AS YOUR NEXT BLOG!!

Here finishes this blog post.. I realized, there are so many other things other than relationship problems. I promise that junior that I will be much more serious in blogging..

With lots of love,

THEJ.

{I KNOW THIS BLOG POST ENDED LIKE NOTHING…BUT I HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING SERIOUS NOW ONWARDS!! SO WAIT FOR BETTER GOOD}


Saturday, September 10, 2011

My best onam celebration

> "à´®ോà´¨െ à´žാà´¨്‍ ..à´•à´£്ണടച്à´š് .. à´’à´¨്à´¨ും à´•ൂà´Ÿി à´Žà´Ÿുà´•്à´•ു!!"
i'm not speakin abt ma EEE gals who tried expensiv n attractiv sarees n ornaments!!
Ds s al abt ma non-staff chechis in ma campus!!

>i'm lucky enuf 2 celebrate ma onam wit dem.. Perhaps only thej got dat rare chanc 2 b a part f their happiness!!

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>if ds flower carpet ws included fr our competition.. Definitely dey wud bag d frdt prize.. Not in terms f perfection.. Bt d passion n unity dey shown fr makin d same!!(wich s vry much lackin fr techiee frnds arnd me!!)
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>u know wat made ds flower carpet ds much special??
Dey made it using d remainin flower we left behind in our classes!!
Dey provd.. Nthn s waste in lyf..its d talent f creator made a stone into diamond(over aayo??.. Bt situation demands na!pardon me:))


.
>d way dey posed fr takn ds snap!

>d interest dey show 2 see,how beatiful their carpet is...when viewin it through a dig cam
>it ws sincere...I neva see nythn artificial facial expressions on their sincere faces...
Some one who asked me to take a snap s just tried to make dem happy fr a moment..
Bt i am tryin to give a hard copy of those snaps.. So that they can cherish it forever..
From my heart.. Happy onam to u n ur family members...
Be a human!!
By huminified,
tyson:p

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

MY LITTLE BRIDE



Recently I watched a movie… my little bride. The thread of the movie is a high school girl marrying a teenage guy to keep their grandpa’s word. This is actually a comedy romantic film with very touching climax. Hero is delivering   a very  EMOTIONAL  speech in climax. Inspired from that I am writing this note to ma best friend.




My little friend..
She loves me so much…
She loves hearing  stories … I want to narrate stories for her even in late midnights if she is asleep…
She scared of ghost stories and I used to scared her if she irritates me a lot.
she loves to fight with me always ..but she used to tell, its not fighting, it’s the best way to show her friendship!!
 she is very much worried about me .
. She is bothered about my attendance shortage.
She pampers with  care like a sister.
She is very much possessive about me and never shown it any point of our friendship…
She loves her  father very much in this world and used to share everything, even my idiotic approach towards her.
 She loves dogs. If I tease her dogs, then her face becomes balloon… she will kill me if I tell anything bad about her dogs.
Also she believes and trust  her friends. And believe they  are the best in this world and fight with me to prove that! (I neva proved I am good.)

She ask me to hear maule mere from anwar and tell she don’t know its lyrics meanings!!!!
Right now while I am typing this blog post, I miss all those naughty stuff, and I am damn sure she too missing the same.
When I see ma little friend online or her forward messages, its tough to explain all dos beautiful memories…
Thanks for the inspiration you have given so far..

Wishing ma little friend ,
” be happy dear , whereva  u r !!!!”
(based on a mail I got recently from my friend about his girl friend)_

Thursday, February 10, 2011

WITH MA BUDDY


A minor bike accident for eddy... Nothing serious.. Bike accident is the worst news I could bear, that’s all. We went to eddy's home. You know what all happened there??
·         Crew: jijio, jerin , tom and me
·         Saw eddy to welcome us! Tingles of relief ran through ma spine when I saw his smiling face! He is fine na? J
·         You know WATS gud with eddy?? He is best in tackling real life problems... With a smile he is diluting the density of problems! As always in  IEEEJ
·         Aunty was awesome... no words to explain!!! THE BEST MUM HE COULD GET…  I can see shyness on Eddys face whenever she scolds him in front of us!!’ About his feelings towards a girl in our campus ‘{Sorry eddy for telling this!!}
·         Aunty seemed quite concerned about us too... she told this too… am like eddy for her… about our crushes, future... oh even about ma well built body!!
·         Dec 25: tom’s b’day... we celebrated it by cutting a cake!!
·         We teased each other... even aunty too supported us in each dialogue!! May be you will ask... why teasing like this?” you only make dig at people you care for!!?”
·         We could see paithal mala from in front of his home, a tourist place. Such a nice place with nice view and a cool breeze that make our heart light…L
·         I promised aunty, I will return to this place after 4 or 5 years for writing stories!!
·         Even though we are running with tight schedules of university exams... these moments are precious... and once in life time!!
·         In ma life being with friends have 75 % of market share in terms of ma mind spaceJJ

LAST BENCH THEORIES....


“All problems are solved, all theories are formulated, if we are sitting in last bench” I said.
“Eddy!! Will you please keep quiet?!” shika miss glared at Edwin.
“So this is life.. Someone need to accept burden.. For someone else’s mistake.”  I patted on febi’s massive figure for covering me from the disaster subject, shika Miss.:-0
“Da, come to the point…” eddy said.
“What point?? I think you having a clear view! Though she looking smart, her seminar is not up to the mark… drag her to IEEE!” I teased eddy.
[speaking about his ex-galfrnd who is taking a seminar topic]
“what about you? Good range or what??” eddy seems restless in ma comment!
“am fine! I think it’s time to make some conclusions!” I said immediately.
[before eddy making even more comments about a girl sitting near to us which he think… its ma ex!!]
                                                                 One day eddy n me decided to sit in last bench after a long time. It was shikha miss’s environmental hour. One of our mutual friend is taking seminar and one of ma mutual friend is sitting one bench in front of us.. so last bench is the best place to occupy in that hour! In that hour we both agreed in few points in the relationships we are making, keeping and breaking in the campus. It’s just funny facts.. don’t keep all these in your hearts..
[readers, am not interested in controversies]
So enjoy  :
·         Crushes are better than love.. at least we have peace at mindJ
·         Girls are good in measuring the care and love of boys…. But sorry girls.. not with us.. we know how to tackle it!
·         We are ready to compromise… but in some point, we know how to gain our lost reputation!
·         If a gal recognize, a boy is admiring her, she’ll exhibit a price tag.. which is no more affordable.. it’s fun to deal with those kinda  gals…
·         Some gals have a lot of untouchable ethics, we even think a friendship is impossible.. but on the course of time we boys want to make up ethics to control such gals!
·         It ranges from chatting, night calls, hide outs, on line video chat, secret calls from home etc. :-p
·         There is no two side love. But both boy and gal have one side loveto each other! {am rt eddy???}
·         Boys have to struggle to make a small talk first… but in progress we have to admit their creepy fancies and theories even if the time exceeds 2 amJgals r tough
L
·         If a boy once win trust over a girl, it’s tough to think in other way… doesn’t matter how many times we break the trust… conditions apply! Speaking about boy-gal relation… why gals are like this always?? Gal-gal stuff comes… a single f8 is more thanJ enough for a life time break upK
·         In short gals think like this” I’m a kind of endangered species…  friendship with me is like dating with Angelina Julie… no all boys could enjoy!! So don’t miss me.. thank you!!”

·         Initially gals pretend like its friendship but guys conclude it as loveK
·         Finally gals find love in  caring, teasing, making them cry and all… but guys will find their own way to end all these thingsL
·         We boys never allow gals to end a relation.. to be more precise break up!! We guys are always welcome even if we kill their blood relations…..!!
·         It’s tough for few gals to speak in public with you now who…ur frnd or boy frnd!  with an explanation…’ in what sense you are seeing me…?’ but the same gal can chat with the boy for whole day whole night long..  sorry to tell .. strange but true…:-P
·         This is the final result of all passing fancies.. for a guy like me.. its ground zero…. But if it is eddy, it’s just a constant graph[gals… don’t be so happy.. mentioned about the ECG graph.. hope you know wat I meant by constant graph :-)dead end…… end relations like that is good :-0
                                                                                                                       With lots of love,
                                                                                                                       Mr. Break up.!

Monday, January 24, 2011

I LOVE KINGFISHER

FOR ALL FRIENDS,
WHO  LAUGHED WHEN I TOLD DINESH SIR, WE WERE PLANNING  TO VISIT KING FISHER UNIT AS A PART OF IV... PLEASE CHECK THE FOLLOWING BY GOOGLING IT..
[ SORRY FOR THE TEACHERS WHOM I HURT BECAUSE OF THIS]
IN THE FIRST SCHEDULE WHICH I MADE WAS LIKE THAT.. BUT IT CHANGED WHEN PACKAGE STUFF CAME TO SCREEN.
THANK YOU.



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