Sunday, April 22, 2012

DEFINITION:MULTIMEDIA @ VJEC

WE NEVER USED MULTIMEDIA PHONES! :p

See this foolishness or rather I call ignorance.
In our college you can use
  • ·         A mobile supporting blue tooth
  •      Also mobiles having gprs
  •      No problem for using digital cameras
  •      Laptops with blue tooth wifi and camera are welcome!
  •      If you are using all these you must use hard drives na? Bring it from home no problem!
  •      I pods and mp3 players must be there for relaxing!
  •      You can’t possess two mobiles [brilliant decision!] but no problem for a dual sim mobile what so ever!!!
               Here comes the horrible part….. if there is a mobile with vga camera or .3 mega pixel cam you are the most wanted criminal in your campus!!!! You have to remit fine , write apology and humiliation from securities and warden![even Jesus Christ can’t tolerate those words…. We call ‘ oh jesus!!!’ from heart]
                     Birds eat ants and when birds die , ants eat birds!!
This is ma point…. Rules and regulations must change according to the time and circumstances!!!
Multimedia wishes,
Tyson thej :)

Thursday, April 19, 2012

10 steps for a CRAZY bath

1.       Start the mission at 8.50. [since our class starts at 9.00!!]
2.       Take a mug from your bathing accessories.. Make sure you are taking only this mug….. that’s the key point to take care during this serious mission
3.       Bathing towel is mandatory, you must approach things professionally, alright?
4.       Then head to bath room [*conditions apply]
5.       When you reach near the bathroom, make sure you see the mirrors opposite to the same! [which we used to brush n shave]
6.       Take appropriate water in the mug, which is your only possession.[sometimes mug can consume water  in such a way that we are using it for a luxurious purpose, so don’t waste water!]
7.       Stand in a way such that you can see your image completely through the mirror[this is important]
8.       Time is running short! Now it’s 8.55 am. So without hesitation splash the water against the mirror!!!!
9.       Of course, a chilled feeling is running through your spine!! Please tolerate that!!this is it!! You took your new genx bath!!! Congrats!!!
10.   Hey, don’t expose yourself like this, because that might bring severe diseases. So stop standing wet like this.  Please clean the mirror as soon as possible.[we must be conscious about our health na!!]
 So that is the new methodology adopted by our friend ‘crazy’ during our college days!!!
Full stop: our warden was sharing his experience at seminary. They are provided with just two bucket of water during their training period for all their daily purpose!
So….. This time my friends  are nominating crazy for the next pope of vaticcan!!! J