TYSON

                                                              

from left: Thej , Safir[tyson] and... da who is other guy??? dunno :P

Q.who is TYSON?
A. Safir N K
Q. Then who are you?
A. I'm Thejus!
Q. Why safir is tyson?
A. Hope you all watched film happy days?! Tyson is a chara's name.. But he
is someone like him in real life!.
Q. About Safir?
A. Born and brought up place:kannur.
    A BDS student.done his +2 from thrissur with me!
Q.so your facebook account is not your's completely!?
A. Nope! Its 50-50 share in terms of mind business.
Q.why don't you use safir then?
A. Possessiveness! No one else need to remember him or love him more than m=
ishael and me:)
Q. Will he accept this kinda blog and FB account?!
A.not a big deal for him..! We initiated TechJeeva without his permission!!
 But it was his dream and i made it true..i believe he will accept this too
!!:)
Q.so what's special for this blog post??
A. This is ma last post with the ID tyson!!
Q.'I love you tyson thej' who gonna reply for this.. U or safir??
A. Ofcourse safir!!if you see my loving chara,its cos f him:)

usthad hotel :വഴിയേ പോയ വയ്യാവേലി

a crow peed on ma shoulder!!!
so thats the welcome note @ chavakkad!!!

I'm with ma promoter to install a kioks and supplying handbills @ chavakkad footpath for the company i was working!!!
With all my pride i was teaching ma assistant , how to supply handbills and generate enquiries(all these are creepy business terms i heard from company)
An outsider believe i'm the assistant and he is the owner of that kioks!!!!
so thats what happened with ma old childhood friend Hilmi!!
she saw me from bus! i couldnt identify what expression she was holding: pitty??? sympathy???
Hell... no no..she is giggling... holding her teasing face straight at me the bus passed in slow motion!! of course slow motion...so that she will get a better look!!!

I collected her contact no. and messaged her. here we go... roll after fall conversation!!

Me:        hi.. i'm thej! hope this is hilmi??(this chat is hopeless..still)
Hilmi:      yeah..what were you doing there??? :P
Me:         you know,i'm working as a technocommercial executive and i was teaching ma assistant how to do                                                                                                          business..   (dear sister..please don't tell this to anyone..)
Hilmi:       so.... when you gonna finish this road show???you techno what?? :)
Me:        (****) very funny!! (for you only,not for me idiot :@)
Hilmi:       I think you are struggling with 'killing - time- thing'anyways i don't have message offer. byeee...
Me:          ohh...fine, any ways nice to chat with you(you don't imagine how nice it was!!)
               catch me when you got message offer ..okay???(company providers ..please don't activate any                ....            offer in her mobile...please)sure??? take care(paandi lorries are there)
 

                                             Pioneer of IEEE in ma college, founder of Techjeeva!!! blaah blaaah.....
some girl made me a "road show guy' when i told this to ma grandma , uncle and aunty....it was a relief...eehh.. not for me again.
                           they enjoyed it like an episode of vodafone comedy stars.

with regards,
road show expert :(
ഫുള്‍ സ്റ്റോപ്പ്‌ : അന്ന് ഫുഡ്‌ കഴിച്ചത് ഉസ്താദ്‌ ഹോട്ടല്‍ എന്നാ ചാവക്കാട്ട് ഒരു ഹോട്ടലില്‍ നിന്നായിരുന്നു....എന്താണ് എന്ന് അറിയില്ല .. ആ പടം എപ്പോഴും റിലീസ് ആവാതെ ഇരിക്കുന്നു !! പടച്ചോനെ എന്റെ പടം പൊട്ടി ..അതെങ്കിലും ഹിറ്റ്‌ ആയാല്‍ മതിയായിരുന്നു !!

THATTATHIN MARAYATHE: 'Akshara'nghale snehicha maapila chekkante kadha!!!!

Scene 1: {After plus one onam celebration}

safir{from kannur}:St.Aloysius colleginte varandhayiloode[corridor] njan aksharayude[gf] koode nadakkunathe orkkum!! vadakkan keralathil mathram kandu varunna oru prathyeka tharam kaatunde!! oolem orthe aa kaatum konde payyambalam beachil kidakkan enth rasamane enne ariyo!

Thej: wow!!
Mishael: ivide prathaana prashnam ethonnum alla! avalke evane eshtapedande!!!
Thej:kalanjhu!!





Scene 2:(after watching ghajini)
Thej:thrissur galsne premikkan 6 pack venam ene aarada ninnode paranjhe??
bineesh to safir: atleast same religion aavanam!!
safir: ee discussionil ninte role entha???

Bineesh:anghane onnum ella, ee vazhi poyapol...
safir:aahaaa...enghe vanne ..enghe vanne  parayatte,..vaaa

Scene 3(Before arts day)
safir:avalude oru kavitha kittiyurunenkil, athe compose cheythe paadamayirunu!!! entha misu???ready alle???
thej:ethe class mates film alla mone!!!
mishael:oru idea unde...
safir: para para..

scene 3

misu:athe aalochikkanam!!















Scene 4{after arts day)
Got prize for mishael written and  composed safir song!!

Safir to Thej:enthaada nee paranjhathe??? oole program kaanulaa... alleda pulle????? ooole kandedaa.. chirichedaa... shake hand thanneda!!! oole hindu aanenkil njan muslim aada!! njan musilm aada!!! bhu haa haaa...
thej:nee muslim aayathine njan enth cheyyanada!! :(

oru doubt !!

Scene 5 :(a genuine doubt of mishael)
Mishael: nee enthaada ummachi kuttikale premikkathathe???
safir: athe chorayada....{means problem in kannur) premam start cheyyumbozhekkum avalmaare aarelum ketti konde povum!!!
pinne ninghal ellam vicharikkuna pole, ummachi kuttikalude monjhonnumm poy povvulllaaaanne!!
pinne athinnellam kurache guts venam, kettoda nasrani chekka!!!
mishael: sheri apo, kurache padikkan unde!!!:)



scene 6(climax)
thej:eda.. oole ninak oolde diary thannunne ketini (atlast thej too learned kannur slang a bit)
safir:mm.. thaninni!!!(ya she gave it)
epo aksharaye aano, atho avaliloode akhsaranghale aano eshtapedunathe ene ariyunilleda!!!

sentoffnte timil oole nadannu varunathe kandapozhundallo!!! hooo.. mone.. mattonum njammale kandillaa!!!

NOW IN REALITY: All those were just dreams!!! As you all know[all means safir n mishael!! i think no one else will read this stupid post] , nothing happened!!!!Love life was just a mirage till now!!!

But one thing evolved eventually, which gonna last for life time!!!

Our friendship!!!!

one heart + one soul =our friendship

Scene 7: [anti climax]

kutta!! after 4 years, aa "genuine doubt clear aayi!!!"

love ur family!! thats the best u can do!!







Hi Readers,
Thanks for reading till now!!! We planned a lot of things, even IIT_JEE students won't try all those permutations and combinations to make his love a success.... But in background, our friendship became deep rooted!So we forget all the sorrows with maturity!! dedicating this post to saqfir and mishael, who made me strong and at the same time weak in ma life!!!
ehat i'm gonna do without these guys... Every time safir n misu insist me to be independent and take decisions!! but i cant do anything without these idiots!!!
with love,
safir, misu n thej

This was our last snap :together!!!

Let Clouds Fall as Rain

A day starts with full of thoughts! Always there is anticipation that what this day brings you?! Lot of thoughts… at a time fastens and slows down your speed of action to do things in the early morning!!

Thirst for innovation pushes you forward and unlucky incidents or issues will make you stand still.

At last I catch the bus with loads of memories and thoughts which mounted in ma mind like clouds!

But this is what I saw to keep me live and think in reality:

•      A poor family speaking over a basic mobile in loud speaker. Sure…. An Iphone owner [or iphone developer] can’t enjoy as much as these family enjoying!!! Those smiling faces are the first hit of thunder in ma cloudy freaky memories!!

• ;    Now comes the second hit in ma clouds [creepy thoughts] a mother holding her child next to him in road side waiting for school bus. The reason why she is special to me is that, her child is studying in a special school. A picture of true love!

•      By the time I almost stopped thinking about myself and ma unfortunate happenings in life. A handicapped passenger who is not arguing for his reserved seat and waiting next to him till that passenger get down in his stop. Friends, we used to speak about our needs but forget about our responsibilities. Here I’m not generalizing. I’m just speaking about myself!!!

•      I saw a lot of unemployed youth around which remind me, my times are tough ahead!!!

                        Now sitting in office, there is no such kind of I-me-myself thoughts!!! And even when those thoughts arise, I’m not bothered!!! This so called undefined memories and thoughts of mine compared to dark clouds is no more around!! Observing the world around will make you stay awake from the dreamy world.

Having a cup of coffee in ma office @ sankkaraiyyer road [ma St.Aloysius +2 friends used to walk for entrance coaching centre] almost all ma good memories of +2 life is here only. I told myself

                                                         “Let the clouds fall as rain”

After rain:  You guys believe in telepathy????  Don’t ask me the same... but I got a message from safir [best friend] after all these thoughts!!

‘Aliya, I can’t stop laughing… our plus two memories J ‘

Dedicating this post to dhani sebastian 

VADA YAKSHI :NOW AT KANNUR !!!

so this is the vada yakshi u knw... rt?!!!

now lets see a variety vada yakshi....!!! this time not a female....

courtsey : kuku

i got this rare snap.. so i thought like sharing this with ma friends....

what is he searching for???

so...... thats what i offered!!! vada.... n he is trying to be a vada yakshi fan any ways!!!!!

you can  see these kinda yakhsis only after 5.30 pm at boys hostel mess hall!!!!
see the way he struggling to get some vadas!!!
with love,
thej
[scareed too.. dunno hw ds yakhsi fan gonna respond!!!]

DEFINITION:MULTIMEDIA @ VJEC

WE NEVER USED MULTIMEDIA PHONES! :p

See this foolishness or rather I call ignorance.

In our college you can use

• ·         A mobile supporting blue tooth
•      Also mobiles having gprs
•      No problem for using digital cameras
•      Laptops with blue tooth wifi and camera are welcome!
•      If you are using all these you must use hard drives na? Bring it from home no problem!
•      I pods and mp3 players must be there for relaxing!
•      You can’t possess two mobiles [brilliant decision!] but no problem for a dual sim mobile what so ever!!!

               Here comes the horrible part….. if there is a mobile with vga camera or .3 mega pixel cam you are the most wanted criminal in your campus!!!! You have to remit fine , write apology and humiliation from securities and warden![even Jesus Christ can’t tolerate those words…. We call ‘ oh jesus!!!’ from heart]

                     Birds eat ants and when birds die , ants eat birds!!

This is ma point…. Rules and regulations must change according to the time and circumstances!!!

Multimedia wishes,

Tyson thej :)

10 steps for a CRAZY bath

1.       Start the mission at 8.50. [since our class starts at 9.00!!]

2.       Take a mug from your bathing accessories.. Make sure you are taking only this mug….. that’s the key point to take care during this serious mission

3.       Bathing towel is mandatory, you must approach things professionally, alright?

4.       Then head to bath room [*conditions apply]

5.       When you reach near the bathroom, make sure you see the mirrors opposite to the same! [which we used to brush n shave]

6.       Take appropriate water in the mug, which is your only possession.[sometimes mug can consume water  in such a way that we are using it for a luxurious purpose, so don’t waste water!]

7.       Stand in a way such that you can see your image completely through the mirror[this is important]

8.       Time is running short! Now it’s 8.55 am. So without hesitation splash the water against the mirror!!!!

9.       Of course, a chilled feeling is running through your spine!! Please tolerate that!!this is it!! You took your new genx bath!!! Congrats!!!

10.   Hey, don’t expose yourself like this, because that might bring severe diseases. So stop standing wet like this.  Please clean the mirror as soon as possible.[we must be conscious about our health na!!]

 So that is the new methodology adopted by our friend ‘crazy’ during our college days!!!

Full stop: our warden was sharing his experience at seminary. They are provided with just two bucket of water during their training period for all their daily purpose!

So….. This time my friends  are nominating crazy for the next pope of vaticcan!!! J

SB @ VJEC STARTS RUNNING!!!

                                                        This blog post is dedicated to all ma friends who only present for general body meet and criticise the best volunteers in ma student branch without knowing the actual status of our student branch!!!

"PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN BEFORE POINTING IT TO SOME ONE ELSE"

FULL STOP: AT LEAST MAKE SURE U GOT SOMTHN IN HAND :p

• Technical Talks and Webinars

 During the phase-1 2011, we conducted technical talks of topics ranging from “Odometers in CPU”, “Portable Document formats”, “Next Generation Memories”, to “Cloud Computing” to even “Google plus Vs Facebook”.

 Two webinars were conducted and organized exclusively for IEEE members and one for Non-IEEE members. The topics of these webinars include – “High Performance Computing for solutions for Complex problems” (Sponsored by Microsoft), “Future Data storage systems” (Sponsored by IBM & ThinkFriday University) and “Exploring the IEEE Xplore” by IEEE Client Services Manger.

• Non Technical Events

 On the Non technical side of events conducted by the student branch, we conducted a visit to an orphanage at Chempanthoti, as a part of Charity event organized by the Women in Engineering group of IEEE SB VJEC.The day was spent with the inmates and various programmes were carried out over there. Solutions regarding various technical aspects were also provided.

 For the first time, a friendship day was celebrated by the IEEE Members for foster the bond friendship among the members, along with the professional relationship maintained by them.

• Participation In Inter-College Events Participation of our members in inter-college events at Kerala level was highly encouraged by the student branch. Even though sudden announce of university examinations forced the members to opt out of various events in the last moment, the enthusiastic volunteers participated for

 HUB 5 Congress held at MES Engineering College.

 All Kerala Students Congress 2011 at College of Engineering Chengannur. Our team secured third place for the paper presentation held over there.

 There were also a good number of participants for the All Kerala Essay Competition from the student branch.

• Workshops Organized The student branch jointly organized two workshops –

 Ethical Hacking and Information Security Workshop with CSE Dept

 PIC Microcontroller workshop and training with ECE Dept.

Both the workshop became a grand success this year with the college.

• New Initiatives

New initiatives of the student branch include a Medical-Engineering project TechJeeva which is in its incubation stage. The active volunteers of the student branch are aspiring to make the project a national level. The student branch for the first time has given nomination for Student enterprise award for a live project on “Bore well Rescue Robot” by IEEE members of 4th year. 

How to end the last semester!!!!

This blog post is based on the mail I got recently from ma friend.. He was speaking about the weird thoughts and actions he done for ending a good relation. he has his own ideology to strengthen his actions any ways.

As a well wisher of yours’ I won’t recommend this method and please don’t try this. [I done it once and… aah…it hurts a lot!!!]

Hi Tyson,

Hope you are fine and you know I’m not good . Times are tough here.

You know alvira (his best friend) I break up with her for nothing. I don’t know for what and why… but I done it, because I like her so much. When I understood it won’t last l opted to end everything, I decided to end everything in an instant!!

The way I opted for that was weird. I fight with her for nothing. Always mentioning about the third person in our relation and I accused her for nothing. I scold her with harsh words . I claimed that she is betraying me.

I used to suspect that she is making a new relation with the same third person which I hate the most in our relation. And I know, as a girl she suffered a lot from me by words!!!

Now here comes the second phase.

I made gossips and controversies about myself. I made an impression that I am betraying her. I done everything to break a relation and never start again like other relations. Time heals…. But I don’t want theory applicable in this case….  So what’s its benefit in the end!!!  ???

1. I know how much it hurts during sendoff. But this is easy na??? she won’t  even think about me!!

2. She never cherish the best moments we shared together and I don’t want that to happen.

3. She was always bothered about the third person in our relation… now she  can spend all her time with that guy without fearing me and without any guilt.

4. I’m not telling she will be happy. But at the end of the day … she won’t cry again for her best buddy she ever seen in her life!!! at least that’s a relief for me!!!

                                                 Let that girl lives in peace…. I am a nuisance always and I don’t want to hurt her with ma love…. Let her believe that I am a traitor. Thej… but the end…. It’s hurting me a lot now da….. I know she do feeling the same…. But I am scared to be stand in front of her anymore… and I don’t want to do same again anyways.. You know how it feels, if someone hit with nails throughout your body??? No… but I can feel it right now!!

So thej…. Please be nice as always… don’t hurt with words and action….. Some friends may never forgive you.. Try to be good to all!!!

HI VIEWERS, THANKS FOR READING THIS LONG MAIL!! IT’S A SWEET WARNING TO ALL.. THIS IS A KIND OF ESCAPISM, DON’T DO IT….LIVE LIFE!!!!

kolaveri kolaveri di!!!???

sariga's reality show!!

"Yo students i am sing a song...
Exam song...
Fail song…

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri...Di... (2)
Rhythm correct…
Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri...Di…
Maintain Please…
Why this kolaveri……. Aadi…

Distance-le Exam Exam…
Exam-il Fail-lu Sure-u…
Room-u Full-aa Book-u Book-u…
Book-u Full-aa Theories…

Why this kolaveri kolaveri kolaveri...Di... (2)

Kaila book… Only englisha...

Hand la book… book la notes…
Eyes-u full-aa tear-u…..
Empty brain-u exam come-u…
Life reverse gear-u...
Maam-u maam-u… oh my maam-u….
U taught me sum -u…

Cow-u cow-u holy cow-u... is this in syllabus-u…
God i m dying now-u… everyone happy now-u…..
This song-u for student-u....we dont have choice-u…
Why this kolaveri di..di fail song!!!

A LETTER TO JULIET

•  ANY ONE EVER TRIED SENDING A LETTER TO JULIET???                                                                        
• ITS POSSIBLE AND I GOT REPLY!! EVEN THOUGH THE DETAILS I MENTIONED ABOUT THE GAL S FAKE, I GOT A NYC REPLY.                                                                                   
•  
• 'LETTERS TO JULIET S D INSPIRATION BEHIND SENDING THAT MAIL.
 
• I hope those who reading this blog post will download the film and watch it !!
• 
  dedicating to all juliets who lost their romeos!!
 

Dear ######,

Many thanks for your heartfelt letter.

It is understandable that 4 years ago, at age 17, you were still very young to and didn't know how to express your emotions to someone - it was your first experience with falling in love, so how are you supposed to know these things.... ? This is very normal and part of growing up and learning.

It looks like she has moved on in the meantime and feels that it is too late now - which is very sad. It is a pity she is unwilling to give things a second chance.

However, if that is how she feels, I'm afraid there is nothing you can do about it and perhaps it is best that you try to move on as well.

Give yourself time to get over this and move on, dear Thejus - as time goes by you will find that things will become easier and that  you will find a new love again. And this time, being older now, you will be more confident about how to express yourself.

With my best wishes and warm regards,

Giulietta.

Club di Giulietta

Via Galilei 3

37133 Verona

Italy

tel/fax 045 533115

Hi Juliet,

Happy birth day in advance...

Last day i saw the movie letters to Juliet... And tomorrow is your birthday means.. Its an omen for me... Will you help me?

I am a 21 year old boy.. I first fall in love with a girl when i was 17 year old.. But i never opened my mind.. I was so scared ... But recently i told her about ma feelings.. For me it took four years to open ma mind...

But she is realistic... She is telling you would have told me about this before...not now... My dear Juliet, please help me. I am ###### ###### #### from India.

Kerala is my state. I am a final year engineering student.. I will send you her contact details.. Hope you will help me ...

Hoping for the best,

######

A SERIOUS LOVE STORY{SERIOUSLY!!}

THE HERO

Rijil’s love story. Even though it sounds funny for us, it really a painful story for our hero a lot!!

Short  and sweet, here it goes:

·                                 Rijil loved a girl during the childhood onwards. [seems like Gandhiji  right??]

·                                 Like all amateur lovers he too made a lot of calculations about her future love[oohps…. Read it as future of loveJ]

·                                 That gal admitted she is in love with rijil!!![manasil laddu potti]

·                                 Rijil’s friend is loving his girl friend’s elder sister[ hats off to the father of these galss!:p]

·                                 Here is the twist. The elder girls’s marriage got fixed.[like in film. Girl’s father s always a cruel man.]

·                                 But rijil come up with an idea. May be you tell, its an old idea. Since it’s a flash back story this idea has lot of relevance.

·                                 On the day of marriage, these guys are missing. Rijil is present for the function. I can imagine a dark smirking on rijil’s face.

·                                 So this is the end of the story. Rijil’s friend and his love’s girl flew away and they  live happily!!

·                                 Hope you like the story…..

·                                 Thus we reached the half time of the story!!!

·                                 As always , a chaos was mounting up in the atmosphere at the girl’s home!!

·                                 The cruel villain[girl’s father ] is in trouble.

·                                 Rijil s really enjoying the situation.

·                                 But at the time of marriage rijil saw the bride on stage..

·                                 It’s a familiar face to him…

·                                 Ohh ma gosh….. its his love instead of her elder sister….

·                                 So that’s the twist.

·                                 It was his plan and execution and it back fired!!

·                                 That girl was too young for a marriage!!

·                                 Now the climax is same as always…. His friend and elder sister is living happily because of rijil.

·                                 If there any nobel price for love and a sacrifice , it must be given to rijil!!

·                                 Now about rijil’s love: its like… mone manasil veendum  laddu potti!!!!

·                                 Since there is no bride available in marriage market, our poor hero’s girl became the victim!!

·                                 A familiar face on stage with groom…….[music… uyiree uyiree,,,,]

·                                 May be rijil may read this… so I don’t wanna make him cry after reading this……!!

·                                 On that day he decided to become a chronic bachelor !!!!

·                                 Dedicating this post to all fans.

·                                 Courtesy: rijil k!!

MY BLOG SUCKS....

• Started ma journey from Thrissur to Kannur in a passenger.


• So I’ve to expect old people, beggars n other state strangers.

• Obviously I prefer an empty compartment!! I don’t want to disturb them anyways!!

• I met a girl from ma college from Kozhikode.

• My junior… let it be VASUMATHIYAMMA  (its an imaginary name. )

• She occupied ma compartment...

• Checkout what happened afterwards…

Thej: hi I’m Thej by the way… Tysonthej.

VASUMATHIYAMMA : hi m VASUMATHIYAMMA n ur name sounds familiar!

Thej: you might have heard about IEEE?

VASUMATHIYAMMA  : Oh yes, of course. So you are that pioneer they used to tell? You started the organization n all?!

[Now this is cool, it meant she had heard of IEEE and its relation with me like a mother to child!!

First time I am hearing like this and of course, it had never happened with girl on an empty compartment!!]

ME: ya, I’m that same guy!

VASUMATHIYAMMA :I read your blog.

[god damn!! What the hell!!bingo!!

And now only I’m observing the girl properly. She got a round face with specs. Prominent lips and a boy cut hair style. She is looking pretty beautiful [may be cos she read ma blog!]

ME:so how did you like it?

VASUMATHIYAMMA : oh.. yeah… its fine, well yeah alright!! :p

[it was a blow for me. I kept silent. I want ma empty compartment back! just alright??]

VASUMATHIYAMMA : see.. you are a fantasy writer[she spoke after a while]what you are writing is not real. Nothing to do with reality and normal people. You must be much more realistic. Don’t try to do anything creative just for the sake of impressing your crush [aah… crushes is what I am thinking!]

Be a responsible person after all

YOU HAVE TO PROMISE ME , YOU WILL WRITE ABOUT THIS AS YOUR NEXT BLOG!!

Here finishes this blog post.. I realized, there are so many other things other than relationship problems. I promise that junior that I will be much more serious in blogging..

With lots of love,

THEJ.

{I KNOW THIS BLOG POST ENDED LIKE NOTHING…BUT I HAVE TO WRITE SOMETHING SERIOUS NOW ONWARDS!! SO WAIT FOR BETTER GOOD}