Sherlock Holmes: The dancing Beauty

Dr.Watson:  you hardly spoke with that girl and you noted this much points about her?! [Showing sherlock’s dairy]

Sherlock : Mr.Watson  I spoke with her twice [with irritated expression]

Mr.Watson:  And what was that?

Sherlock Holmes: will you give me a lift? And please have this icecream?

Mr.Watson: how she responded??

Sherlock Holmes: negative :(

Mr.Watson laughing hardly.

Mr.Watson: Sherlock..you know what?  you are weird and…

Sherlock Holmes: And how I know this much details about her, because I know how to deduce facts and data [SH completed the sentence] now , please read it loud Mr.Watson

Mr.Watson: hmm.. here we go… name nikki heat[we can’t use thankamma or rajamma since this is meant for readers around the globe]

Engineering final year student who completed her higher secondary in computer science. She got a lap top now and before that she was using a home PC. She got a younger brother and she is a pure vegetarian and most probably Brahmin. She knew dancing but not practicing  it now. 

Hmm.. you just asked two quest and came to these conclusions and you want me to believe this?

One sec.. lemme call her now and confirm you are stupid! Give me your mob.

[after call]

Sherlock Holmes: what happened? Are you sick!?

Mr.Watson: come on dude. I need to know how you  gathered this much data from her! You googled her?!!!  You told me you met her during a volunteering event right? So that girl is a total stranger and you are much more stranger for me Mr. Sherlock . Need reasoning!

Sherlock Holmes: you will tell its too simple if I give a reasoning! [b is very much serious this time! Because every time he explained things with reasoning Mr.Watson used to tell this “hey,its easy”]

Mr.Watson: no no, never.[ he sensed  Sherlock’s thought !]

Sherlock Holmes: ok, 10 sec for explanation! This is it.

Computer science student

Last day I chat with her in FB. She was swift in typing and someone using computer from school days only can do that in such a good pace. During 2006 lap tops are not common, so I concluded it’s a PC! In that geographical area which is not that developed I couldn’t find any other reason to buy a PC and so it’s for educational purpose. Thus a computer science student.

Vegetarian:

I offered an ice-cream during that event as I mentioned and she was observing it. I understood she is looking whether it shows green symbol [indication for veg]

Younger brother

Well , I asked for a lift and she hesitated and I told its ok. That means it’s not her elder brother/sister  taught her driving, if that’s the case she might gave a lift with her previous experience and also considering ma urgency for leaving that college,  and that day I got stuck in that college! Now you tell that girl is orthodox!  May be true!! But I saw her checking Tech fest event’s tee shirts and she was looking Small size. If your argument is all about orthodox girl, then it’s for her brother and not for her personally!!

That’s the explanation I can deliver!

Mr.Watson: aaha…. Nice! Ya its possible.. but tell me why you told she knew dancing

Sherlock Holmes : well [smirking] it was a free hit. I just commented and she told its true. She is a very active volunteer and her caste , religion , the social atmosphere of that place… when I observed all those… there is only two options dancing and singing…these are the conventional extracurricular activities in Kerala.  Well with her sweet voice singing might be an adventure J

Hmm… it was a guessing, but observing the facts and it was true!

Mr.Watson: aaaah..its too easy man!!

Sherlock Holmes: [staring at him]

Mr.Watson: oohps… I don’t mean to tell that! J

But one doubt, why I can’t do this. I mean, this deductions  and observations.

Sherlock Holmes: because you are stupid..hey, don’t look at me like that! Most of them are like you! J

Mr.Watson: you spoke with that girl for finding facts?? You know what?? You are a perfect jerk!

Mr.Sherlock: But I love ma job!! J  Take your thunder bird bike, let’s go for a movie J J

Signing off,

Sherlock Holmes

To be continued………..

GRASS HOPPER AND A STAR

Once upon a time there lived a grasshopper. As always grass hopper was a freak guy. When other creatures became busy, GH switch himself to super cool mode! Taking a gitar and singing the song “challa ke labda phiree”.  GH got bored of usual motivational sms from his ant friend.  GH stopped poking ant in FB. Because ant was busy during rainy season with food management. And it shows ‘you can’t poke twice’

                                                       In a sleepless night

 GH was lying on a lawn and staring at sky and mumbling something. “This is boring and insane. Doing nothing is not what I meant. Doing nothing but feeling like doing nothing makes me mad!!”

Hearing this a star blinked at him. He felt like someone texted him ‘:P’ smiley. It was such a beautiful star. Not like other stars , it blinked frequently. GH found star in FB and gone through star’s pictures and that keeps up him night. He send a friend request and for his surprise star accepted it. GH was in cloud nine when star says ‘hi’ for first time. 

                                                                             GH came to knew that star is from medical field and obviously GH from engineering field. GH felt like Pluto, neglected from solar system ! but for the GH’s surprise star asked “ GH, I like the way you hopping and its really nice. I wish you were an ET/medical student, so that sooner or later I can see you in ma universe. Now tell me what makes you keep up at night?”

GH replied: “I know you are thinking like I can’t jump that high to reach next to you. But as a dreamy-engineering student I need to tell this- I got an immense confidence that, some day you fall for me!!”

                                                       Thus GH and cute star became friends!!

                                                            THE END

Dedicating to all engineers cum dreamy guys who wish to fly high believing sky is the limit !

Dedicating to all medicos cum responsible citizens who  wish to be in touch with techie GHs and want to do something  good for society!

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branding basics

CASE STUDY:

Nowadays I never miss a function. If I won’t attend I would have miss all these:

PROCEDURE:

1.       There you can see pakka branding.
2.       You just 22, sitting like a jerk in a community of aunties and uncles having an average age of 55 years.
3.       I used to hear success stories more than I read during these kind of gatherings , rather I call it as kitty parties ( where lot of unknown aunties gather together for discussing 100 % crap topics).
4.       100% includes placements! Irrespective of what branch he/she studied, if she/he got placed (even in a call centre) then that he/she is the star stud of the day.
5.       One aunty: “you know what? Kochu rani [fake name] got 95 % marks in engineering!! “
6.       My mom looked at me! Eeh nope…  starred!
7.       ‘come on mum, she is kidding. This is not SSLC board exam!’ I’m trying to convince her with ma eye expression.

8.       “ Also she got placed in Wipro, between, what your son doing nowadays?” the inevitable. My mum got caught at last.
9.       “eeh..he is going for a practice, you know training kinda thing” [what practice mom??  Dancing??]
10.   “ Are bayyaa??? No campus?!!”  That aunty was so excited like someone played ‘gangam style’ in that room.
11.I interrupted: “ya , we got a vast campus.  Aunty I’m not interested in software.”[between, who are you? I never see you anywhere in ma clan gatherings. Are you an exclusive product for this placement-crap-enquiry?]

RESULT:

                                                            Return journey to ma home is like black and white old mallu film… rain, thunder, BGM of sad song….i’m not dare to tell this ’mom, I’m working on something big. Till I prove I need to sit like a jerk in these kitty parties.’ Dad is not giving car steering, again a jerk sitting next to him as a co-driver. I’m totally sucked, screwed up and eeh… I’m not daring to use offensive words in ma blog till now!

OBSERVATION
                                                                                     Now this is what happened during that meeting. The unknown-placement aunty branded her daughter as a youth icon. Giving a message to common people that without placements you not gonna survive, like life without oxygen [LKG science]and I’m projected as a ground zero boy![hi readers, I’m speaking about myself!!]
 The kochu rani, sissy girl scored. I hardly know that girl, but that girl beaten me like nothing.
CONCLUSION:
                                Take it from me, this kinda kitty parties are our reference point.  If you people really want to brand something, don’t miss these kinda functions.
With regards,
Ground zero {as per unknown aunty evaluation}

Theevram review

HAPPY DAYS: Theevram which is an experimental movie with an intense first half which hooked up the viewers taking a complete twist and making a thriller movie into complete unthriller. Its an experiment script and we can appreciate the efforts. Second show,dulkar's maiden movie too was a experimental script and hit the box office. Lets welcome this kinda trails. Film industry is all about trail and error method. I wish this experimental movie might satisfy the appitate of 'different' loving audience. My verdict:3/5

Sherlock Holmes: BLIND MULTI TASKER

time:08.58 am

venue:Electrical class room

purpose: project topic review

Sherlock Holmes: “Brilliant! So that was your secret project topic: INTELLIGENT ENERGY SYSTEM.

 So first you simulate it using MATLAB software and then proceed to hardware for final project! 

 Absolutely brilliant idea  for a project.”

Sherlock Holmes is not tensed about our project presentation which going to happen next.

Jasin A colleague was sitting next to us with half mouth opened!

SH continues: “so what made you keep awake today? You didn’t have your breakfast from home, why?

You used to stay awake, but what made you stay awake longer?  You didn’t take bath, and you slept hardly two or three hours?”  SH seems so keen about him.

 Jasin: “yes..eeh….” jasin couldn’t complete the sentence.

SH interrupted: “ aah… presentation of your project in front of faculty. So you had puri and bhaji today morning?”

Jasin:“yes .. You are right” jasin told it in cold voice.

SH: Ooh… You went to military canteen last week end? Between I send a mail using your laptop.

Jasin: Impossible! Its biometric password protected.

SH:Sorry , I send it last day. It was just password protected. Today only you made it biometric!

JASIN: I never know you hack me like this.

SH: You are a multitasking guy and how you missed it? yeah.. since you are a multi tasking guy, you give away your password like nothing?

Sherlock Holmes new movie paused downloading when it reaches 26 %. You used torrent right?”

Jasin: So you cracked my password. But how, is it Rahul Tyagi’s course material you used for the same??

SH: There is nothing technical here! Just observation!

I interrupted: Now its action time SH. It’s our turn . Presentation of our project topic

SH: I guess I don’t have any idea what you are talking about. But I’m confident that our faculty too doesn’t have any idea what so ever. So be confident in what you are telling, doesn’t matter whether it’s a Himalayan blunder or not. Presentation is for just 20 minute and we have enough time to impress them, but faculty doesn’t have enough time to prove we are wrong and even for a deep research. Come on man, lets rock!

AT CAFTERIA:

Me: EVERY TECHNOLOGY IS A BLUNDER WHEN IT’S INTRODUCED ! How you used that line in front of Aseem sir and Nigel sir!! You were telling blunders and you questioned them??? Awesome man!!

SH: told you right! I got dialogues. I’m not a techy guy like you and I’m not tensed too!!

Jasin:  coffee??

SH: Sure, black with 2 spoon sugar. What you expect in return?

Me: of course, explanation! we all are rational people :-0

SH: I’ll complete my dialogue in 15 seconds. Catch me if you can.

Watson.. Think! I went through his belongings when he is not in class room. IEEE spectrum magazine, EFY and MATLAB software cd. He didn’t mark anything to give a clue for his secret topic. But a wrinkled page shows how frequently he is turning those pages and I identified the topics in two magazines and as a techy guy he loves innovation. So it’s something that clubs wind energy from spectrum magazine and solar tech from electronics for you and matlab cd proves he is trying for a simulation!

                                                                   Now his presentation tension. Look at his droopy sleepy eyes. The way he folded his sleeves, tuck-in in style, uncombed hair, pant’s zip which not closed completely indicates- carelessness due to tension. His oily hand shows what he ate today morning.

                                                                              Now military canteen visit: look at his branded socks and belt which is not matching with his old costumes. He is not a man with brand taste, still he have something like this means- his father an ex military and all those things are available with cheaper rate from military canteen and all those seems new. It proves he went to canteen during last week end.

                                                      Why he is a multitasking guy?  Tester , 4 colour pen, 2 other pen, lot of papers in pocket, sticky note stains on laptop is more than enough to prove he is a multitasking guy and he definitely got lot of accounts to manage and he simply use numerical as passwords! 123456 that are how I cracked his password after several try…. Of course I admit several try! He changed to biometric password today, that’s why I’m forced to tell 26 % download status and due to this rush for presentation he probably forget to resume the download when he reaches home  last evening!

                                      So that is so called explanation of Sherlock holmes regarding BLIND MULTITASKER.

Jasin: I’m a perfect multitasking guy. I completed the download today morning itself. Here it is. Keep this cd with you. It’s worth watching!! Everything else was absolutely right!!!

                                                            On the way back SH seems extremely silent.

Me: that’s ok man… only downloading thing went wrong! Because he is damn smarter than you!

SH: how was our presentation?

Me: mine was fine, but your performance at cafeteria was extra ordinary! Absolutely extra ordinary!”

SH: Is it? But people used to tell, PISS OFF!!

Signing off,

Dr.watson

221B Baker St.

London