• Facebook is a feminist site.
”A girl updating her status : “I miss my mom
Within one hour: 100 likes, 70 comments!
This will be the response:
Ooooohhhh….
Cho chweeeeeettttt….
Accept my friend requesttttttt :p :p
I got inspired from this and updated my status : “I miss my mom :P “
I waited for one minute.. no response… one hour… no way… after one day I got a comment for the status : “grow up kiduuu!!”
And the worst part:it s ma sister
• Facebook and robbery.
If you updated your status as ‘I’m gonna hangout with my friends’.. same night you can find a message:
"hey bro, your room got robbed."
But its not tough to catch the thief. Because the robber itself upload those robbing pictures and for his stupidity he might tagged me in his picture. Shocking climax is this. Me and robber got four mutual friends!
• Girl’s pic downloaders
This is another category.
Wheneva a girl upload a picture, next moment he download it into his PC. If I ask who is this girl,then starts the platonic love story!
“I poked her once..twing… she poked me back ..twing twing…
Then we chatted whole day whole night long.. We were in love long for long four years and all {she might seen this FB thing 2 days before}
I saw my best friend’s girl in his pc and I asked the same… then again same platonic love….
At last I asked him, how many EX GF you got???
He replied :“eeehh…around 3 GB in ma PC???”
• Break up girls
“You breakup with #####???” I asked a friend
“How you know that??” he got wondered.
“ The whole world knows buddy!! Check your wall… she told those three loving words : “ I dumped u!!’ “
And I saw so many likes for that post and most of them were his friends.
Last day a girl told me.. “I planned to dump him.. but I didn’t.. I got !”trouble with ma net connection
• Don’t forget your past
How many of you have facebook account??? Ohh!! How proud you are!! I GOT A FACEBOOOOK ACCOUNT!right?!! But for all FB users had a past which you forget without any regret.. isn’t it??? Is that fair.. no?? aree bhayaa.. “I’m speaking about
ORKUT!”
Thank you for reading this FB stupidity!!!
WITH REGARDS,
FBF
”A girl updating her status : “I miss my mom
Within one hour: 100 likes, 70 comments!
This will be the response:
Ooooohhhh….
Cho chweeeeeettttt….
Accept my friend requesttttttt :p :p
I got inspired from this and updated my status : “I miss my mom :P “
I waited for one minute.. no response… one hour… no way… after one day I got a comment for the status : “grow up kiduuu!!”
And the worst part:it s ma sister
• Facebook and robbery.
If you updated your status as ‘I’m gonna hangout with my friends’.. same night you can find a message:
"hey bro, your room got robbed."
But its not tough to catch the thief. Because the robber itself upload those robbing pictures and for his stupidity he might tagged me in his picture. Shocking climax is this. Me and robber got four mutual friends!
• Girl’s pic downloaders
This is another category.
Wheneva a girl upload a picture, next moment he download it into his PC. If I ask who is this girl,then starts the platonic love story!
“I poked her once..twing… she poked me back ..twing twing…
Then we chatted whole day whole night long.. We were in love long for long four years and all {she might seen this FB thing 2 days before}
I saw my best friend’s girl in his pc and I asked the same… then again same platonic love….
At last I asked him, how many EX GF you got???
He replied :“eeehh…around 3 GB in ma PC???”
• Break up girls
“You breakup with #####???” I asked a friend
“How you know that??” he got wondered.
“ The whole world knows buddy!! Check your wall… she told those three loving words : “ I dumped u!!’ “
And I saw so many likes for that post and most of them were his friends.
Last day a girl told me.. “I planned to dump him.. but I didn’t.. I got !”trouble with ma net connection
• Don’t forget your past
How many of you have facebook account??? Ohh!! How proud you are!! I GOT A FACEBOOOOK ACCOUNT!right?!! But for all FB users had a past which you forget without any regret.. isn’t it??? Is that fair.. no?? aree bhayaa.. “I’m speaking about
ORKUT!”
Thank you for reading this FB stupidity!!!
WITH REGARDS,
FBF
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