Sherlock Holmes: BLIND MULTI TASKER

time:08.58 am

venue:Electrical class room

purpose: project topic review

Sherlock Holmes: “Brilliant! So that was your secret project topic: INTELLIGENT ENERGY SYSTEM.

 So first you simulate it using MATLAB software and then proceed to hardware for final project! 

 Absolutely brilliant idea  for a project.”

Sherlock Holmes is not tensed about our project presentation which going to happen next.

Jasin A colleague was sitting next to us with half mouth opened!

SH continues: “so what made you keep awake today? You didn’t have your breakfast from home, why?

You used to stay awake, but what made you stay awake longer?  You didn’t take bath, and you slept hardly two or three hours?”  SH seems so keen about him.

 Jasin: “yes..eeh….” jasin couldn’t complete the sentence.

SH interrupted: “ aah… presentation of your project in front of faculty. So you had puri and bhaji today morning?”

Jasin:“yes .. You are right” jasin told it in cold voice.

SH: Ooh… You went to military canteen last week end? Between I send a mail using your laptop.

Jasin: Impossible! Its biometric password protected.

SH:Sorry , I send it last day. It was just password protected. Today only you made it biometric!

JASIN: I never know you hack me like this.

SH: You are a multitasking guy and how you missed it? yeah.. since you are a multi tasking guy, you give away your password like nothing?

Sherlock Holmes new movie paused downloading when it reaches 26 %. You used torrent right?”

Jasin: So you cracked my password. But how, is it Rahul Tyagi’s course material you used for the same??

SH: There is nothing technical here! Just observation!

I interrupted: Now its action time SH. It’s our turn . Presentation of our project topic

SH: I guess I don’t have any idea what you are talking about. But I’m confident that our faculty too doesn’t have any idea what so ever. So be confident in what you are telling, doesn’t matter whether it’s a Himalayan blunder or not. Presentation is for just 20 minute and we have enough time to impress them, but faculty doesn’t have enough time to prove we are wrong and even for a deep research. Come on man, lets rock!

AT CAFTERIA:

Me: EVERY TECHNOLOGY IS A BLUNDER WHEN IT’S INTRODUCED ! How you used that line in front of Aseem sir and Nigel sir!! You were telling blunders and you questioned them??? Awesome man!!

SH: told you right! I got dialogues. I’m not a techy guy like you and I’m not tensed too!!

Jasin:  coffee??

SH: Sure, black with 2 spoon sugar. What you expect in return?

Me: of course, explanation! we all are rational people :-0

SH: I’ll complete my dialogue in 15 seconds. Catch me if you can.

Watson.. Think! I went through his belongings when he is not in class room. IEEE spectrum magazine, EFY and MATLAB software cd. He didn’t mark anything to give a clue for his secret topic. But a wrinkled page shows how frequently he is turning those pages and I identified the topics in two magazines and as a techy guy he loves innovation. So it’s something that clubs wind energy from spectrum magazine and solar tech from electronics for you and matlab cd proves he is trying for a simulation!

                                                                   Now his presentation tension. Look at his droopy sleepy eyes. The way he folded his sleeves, tuck-in in style, uncombed hair, pant’s zip which not closed completely indicates- carelessness due to tension. His oily hand shows what he ate today morning.

                                                                              Now military canteen visit: look at his branded socks and belt which is not matching with his old costumes. He is not a man with brand taste, still he have something like this means- his father an ex military and all those things are available with cheaper rate from military canteen and all those seems new. It proves he went to canteen during last week end.

                                                      Why he is a multitasking guy?  Tester , 4 colour pen, 2 other pen, lot of papers in pocket, sticky note stains on laptop is more than enough to prove he is a multitasking guy and he definitely got lot of accounts to manage and he simply use numerical as passwords! 123456 that are how I cracked his password after several try…. Of course I admit several try! He changed to biometric password today, that’s why I’m forced to tell 26 % download status and due to this rush for presentation he probably forget to resume the download when he reaches home  last evening!

                                      So that is so called explanation of Sherlock holmes regarding BLIND MULTITASKER.

Jasin: I’m a perfect multitasking guy. I completed the download today morning itself. Here it is. Keep this cd with you. It’s worth watching!! Everything else was absolutely right!!!

                                                            On the way back SH seems extremely silent.

Me: that’s ok man… only downloading thing went wrong! Because he is damn smarter than you!

SH: how was our presentation?

Me: mine was fine, but your performance at cafeteria was extra ordinary! Absolutely extra ordinary!”

SH: Is it? But people used to tell, PISS OFF!!

Signing off,

Dr.watson

221B Baker St.

London

Sherlock holmes: a game of shadow messages

SHERLOCK HOLMES BEGINS!!

”She got bus to Thaliparamba at 5pm and she didn’t get a seat to occupy till Sreekandapuram. The bus was travelling through Chemperi hospital road. Not through other 4 routes to Sreekandapuram. She took a limited stop bus to kannur from Thaliparamba. And her mobile battery got exhausted when she approached closer to home. Her brother is there at home for leave.

Now please feed your BSNL secret no.in ma mobile. The same number you using to contact her which we don’t know!

Sherlock holmes ended his short speech with a smirking smile :>
It took hardly 30 second to complete this dialogue.

“What the hell.. You know each bit of information. Are you spying over her???

Watson was so much confused and asked him.

“You hardly know that girl and I don’t think you will try to find her details. Then how you know all these things with precision??”

“I just told the facts which I am forced to tell because of ma basic instincts!” Holmes smiled.

“I need explanation Mr. Holmes!!!” Watson was stern this time.

“Okay..this is it, there is no magic/spying in it. I just had gone through Mycroft's inbox               [ Holmes's friend]. Till 4.47 pm Elena, Mycroft's girl friend messaged him with long texts. And she sends ‘:-)’ smiley after 8 min means she got a bus at 5 pm. So that bus is none other than ’voyager travels’. Holmes told without any emotional variation on his face.

“Wow! That’s Fine.. That’s simple too! Though I didn’t think like that. How you know bus is crowded??” Watson continued with his doubts.

“See her smiley replies. She need to engage him through texting, but not properly as usual means, she is struggling to get a seat in bus."  Holmes is bit serious now.

“How you came to know??  Bus traveled through shortest distance? Since ‘Voyager travels’ used to travel through longest possible route to reach Sreekandapuram?[arural place in India]”

Holmes seems restless. “Its again her message. ‘Hey’ exactly after 20 minutes. During that evening time you won’t get a seat till you reach a main town. That’s Sreekandapuram,Kannur”

“Hey, you are right I think. That day there was a surprise bus strike. So maybe that’s why it changed the route.” Watson now feels bit convinced with Sherlock.

“Fine, now how you know she caught a limited stop bus???” Watson desperately need an explanation for that.

“Ya, TT don’t have stop anywhere near to her home. And the message ’ get u later’ shows the speed of her bus. A private bus won’t bring her home so fast! So it must be a limited bus” Holmes now showing bit more pride than before while he stating facts! He continued.

“The ‘ok’ message of our friend Mycroft is not delivered means her mobile battery is empty.

Her message ‘you there’ after a long time close to midnight means she is engaged with something else. Not television of course. A public holiday on Monday means it’s her bro home for leave.”

“Possibility of guests? cousins?” watson interrupted.

“She got a reserved character and introspective girl! She is not that social. And it’s a wild guess of mine, I admit. But that’s the only possibility!!” Holmes still with pride.

“Secret sim is your next question no?

Eehmm.. you know current service provider got a poor signal there. But those late night messages which were send frequently means she switched to some other connection. Since it’s a party village[where govt. privileges are more] , I believe BSNL will have the strong signal and ‘pyari Jodi sim’ is with her bro. Else she would have used it like all other girls in our hostel! And our friend took another sim for contacting her alone. Of course all 1 girl obsessed boys do the same. question is 'when she gonna betray'!! ! Holmes gave a sigh with satisfaction.
Till now Mycroft was sitting there without any comments and complete silence. but the statement betraying made him bit disturbed and annoying. He took sherlock's mobile and fed his new BSNL-secret-number and left the room!!

“So I’m supposed to call you brilliant?? Huh??” Watson is smiling now :) :)

“Nope… call me JERK!!

Sherlock Holmes left his room quickly… may be for some oxygen!!
signing off,
Dr.watson
221B Baker street
London.

FB stupidity

• Facebook is a feminist site.




”A girl updating her status : “I miss my mom



Within one hour: 100 likes, 70 comments!



This will be the response:



Ooooohhhh….



Cho chweeeeeettttt….



Accept my friend requesttttttt :p :p



I got inspired from this and updated my status : “I miss my mom :P “



I waited for one minute.. no response… one hour… no way… after one day I got a comment for the status : “grow up kiduuu!!”



And the worst part:it s ma sister



• Facebook and robbery.

If you updated your status as ‘I’m gonna hangout with my friends’.. same night you can find a message:

"hey bro, your room got robbed."

But its not tough to catch the thief. Because the robber itself upload those robbing pictures and for his stupidity he might tagged me in his picture. Shocking climax is this. Me and robber got four mutual friends!



• Girl’s pic downloaders



This is another category.



Wheneva a girl upload a picture, next moment he download it into his PC. If I ask who is this girl,then starts the platonic love story!



“I poked her once..twing… she poked me back ..twing twing…



Then we chatted whole day whole night long.. We were in love long for long four years and all {she might seen this FB thing 2 days before}



I saw my best friend’s girl in his pc and I asked the same… then again same platonic love….



At last I asked him, how many EX GF you got???



He replied :“eeehh…around 3 GB in ma PC???”



• Break up girls



“You breakup with #####???” I asked a friend



“How you know that??” he got wondered.



“ The whole world knows buddy!! Check your wall… she told those three loving words : “ I dumped u!!’ “



And I saw so many likes for that post and most of them were his friends.



Last day a girl told me.. “I planned to dump him.. but I didn’t.. I got !”trouble with ma net connection



• Don’t forget your past



How many of you have facebook account??? Ohh!! How proud you are!! I GOT A FACEBOOOOK ACCOUNT!right?!! But for all FB users had a past which you forget without any regret.. isn’t it??? Is that fair.. no?? aree bhayaa.. “I’m speaking about



ORKUT!”



Thank you for reading this FB stupidity!!!



WITH REGARDS,



FBF

BACK FIRING TRICKS

BEFORE FRIENDSHIP DAY

@2.00 am[ FB online]

me: eey entha aseem sirne padikka???mathiyeda research!!! :P
jasi: soap benda!! karyam para!!
me: aliya!! nammuke arjune oru pani kodukkam???
jasi:ok!
me: i will send the pic to edit!
jasi:ok!
me: i will find the malayalam font to use!
jasi:ok!
me:please find pics from goa trip?
jasi:ok!
will you do it in friendship day??
jasi:ok!
me: da !! njan parayunnathe kelkkunundo??
jasi:ok!
me: nee kulamakko??
jasi:ok!
me: eda #### paranjhitte urenghada!! pic kandoooo???

jasi: oooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!! 




FRIENDSHIP DAY i saw something nasty on my wall post!!!!!

THIS IS WHAT I POSTED IN HIS WALL:

me: Da!!!! dushtttaaaaaaa

pani kodukkanam enne paranjhapol,ettinte (8) pani enik thanne aavum kittuka ene vichaarichilla!!!

Ninte EEE love story ezhuthiyathine friendship day thanne enghane onnu expect cheythilla!!!

Belated friendship day wishes!!!  :P  :) :P

with regards,

http://www.facebook.com/THEJUS.BABY

TYSON

                                                              

from left: Thej , Safir[tyson] and... da who is other guy??? dunno :P

Q.who is TYSON?
A. Safir N K
Q. Then who are you?
A. I'm Thejus!
Q. Why safir is tyson?
A. Hope you all watched film happy days?! Tyson is a chara's name.. But he
is someone like him in real life!.
Q. About Safir?
A. Born and brought up place:kannur.
    A BDS student.done his +2 from thrissur with me!
Q.so your facebook account is not your's completely!?
A. Nope! Its 50-50 share in terms of mind business.
Q.why don't you use safir then?
A. Possessiveness! No one else need to remember him or love him more than m=
ishael and me:)
Q. Will he accept this kinda blog and FB account?!
A.not a big deal for him..! We initiated TechJeeva without his permission!!
 But it was his dream and i made it true..i believe he will accept this too
!!:)
Q.so what's special for this blog post??
A. This is ma last post with the ID tyson!!
Q.'I love you tyson thej' who gonna reply for this.. U or safir??
A. Ofcourse safir!!if you see my loving chara,its cos f him:)

usthad hotel :വഴിയേ പോയ വയ്യാവേലി

a crow peed on ma shoulder!!!
so thats the welcome note @ chavakkad!!!

I'm with ma promoter to install a kioks and supplying handbills @ chavakkad footpath for the company i was working!!!
With all my pride i was teaching ma assistant , how to supply handbills and generate enquiries(all these are creepy business terms i heard from company)
An outsider believe i'm the assistant and he is the owner of that kioks!!!!
so thats what happened with ma old childhood friend Hilmi!!
she saw me from bus! i couldnt identify what expression she was holding: pitty??? sympathy???
Hell... no no..she is giggling... holding her teasing face straight at me the bus passed in slow motion!! of course slow motion...so that she will get a better look!!!

I collected her contact no. and messaged her. here we go... roll after fall conversation!!

Me:        hi.. i'm thej! hope this is hilmi??(this chat is hopeless..still)
Hilmi:      yeah..what were you doing there??? :P
Me:         you know,i'm working as a technocommercial executive and i was teaching ma assistant how to do                                                                                                          business..   (dear sister..please don't tell this to anyone..)
Hilmi:       so.... when you gonna finish this road show???you techno what?? :)
Me:        (****) very funny!! (for you only,not for me idiot :@)
Hilmi:       I think you are struggling with 'killing - time- thing'anyways i don't have message offer. byeee...
Me:          ohh...fine, any ways nice to chat with you(you don't imagine how nice it was!!)
               catch me when you got message offer ..okay???(company providers ..please don't activate any                ....            offer in her mobile...please)sure??? take care(paandi lorries are there)
 

                                             Pioneer of IEEE in ma college, founder of Techjeeva!!! blaah blaaah.....
some girl made me a "road show guy' when i told this to ma grandma , uncle and aunty....it was a relief...eehh.. not for me again.
                           they enjoyed it like an episode of vodafone comedy stars.

with regards,
road show expert :(
ഫുള്‍ സ്റ്റോപ്പ്‌ : അന്ന് ഫുഡ്‌ കഴിച്ചത് ഉസ്താദ്‌ ഹോട്ടല്‍ എന്നാ ചാവക്കാട്ട് ഒരു ഹോട്ടലില്‍ നിന്നായിരുന്നു....എന്താണ് എന്ന് അറിയില്ല .. ആ പടം എപ്പോഴും റിലീസ് ആവാതെ ഇരിക്കുന്നു !! പടച്ചോനെ എന്റെ പടം പൊട്ടി ..അതെങ്കിലും ഹിറ്റ്‌ ആയാല്‍ മതിയായിരുന്നു !!

THATTATHIN MARAYATHE: 'Akshara'nghale snehicha maapila chekkante kadha!!!!

Scene 1: {After plus one onam celebration}

safir{from kannur}:St.Aloysius colleginte varandhayiloode[corridor] njan aksharayude[gf] koode nadakkunathe orkkum!! vadakkan keralathil mathram kandu varunna oru prathyeka tharam kaatunde!! oolem orthe aa kaatum konde payyambalam beachil kidakkan enth rasamane enne ariyo!

Thej: wow!!
Mishael: ivide prathaana prashnam ethonnum alla! avalke evane eshtapedande!!!
Thej:kalanjhu!!





Scene 2:(after watching ghajini)
Thej:thrissur galsne premikkan 6 pack venam ene aarada ninnode paranjhe??
bineesh to safir: atleast same religion aavanam!!
safir: ee discussionil ninte role entha???

Bineesh:anghane onnum ella, ee vazhi poyapol...
safir:aahaaa...enghe vanne ..enghe vanne  parayatte,..vaaa

Scene 3(Before arts day)
safir:avalude oru kavitha kittiyurunenkil, athe compose cheythe paadamayirunu!!! entha misu???ready alle???
thej:ethe class mates film alla mone!!!
mishael:oru idea unde...
safir: para para..

scene 3

misu:athe aalochikkanam!!















Scene 4{after arts day)
Got prize for mishael written and  composed safir song!!

Safir to Thej:enthaada nee paranjhathe??? oole program kaanulaa... alleda pulle????? ooole kandedaa.. chirichedaa... shake hand thanneda!!! oole hindu aanenkil njan muslim aada!! njan musilm aada!!! bhu haa haaa...
thej:nee muslim aayathine njan enth cheyyanada!! :(

oru doubt !!

Scene 5 :(a genuine doubt of mishael)
Mishael: nee enthaada ummachi kuttikale premikkathathe???
safir: athe chorayada....{means problem in kannur) premam start cheyyumbozhekkum avalmaare aarelum ketti konde povum!!!
pinne ninghal ellam vicharikkuna pole, ummachi kuttikalude monjhonnumm poy povvulllaaaanne!!
pinne athinnellam kurache guts venam, kettoda nasrani chekka!!!
mishael: sheri apo, kurache padikkan unde!!!:)



scene 6(climax)
thej:eda.. oole ninak oolde diary thannunne ketini (atlast thej too learned kannur slang a bit)
safir:mm.. thaninni!!!(ya she gave it)
epo aksharaye aano, atho avaliloode akhsaranghale aano eshtapedunathe ene ariyunilleda!!!

sentoffnte timil oole nadannu varunathe kandapozhundallo!!! hooo.. mone.. mattonum njammale kandillaa!!!

NOW IN REALITY: All those were just dreams!!! As you all know[all means safir n mishael!! i think no one else will read this stupid post] , nothing happened!!!!Love life was just a mirage till now!!!

But one thing evolved eventually, which gonna last for life time!!!

Our friendship!!!!

one heart + one soul =our friendship

Scene 7: [anti climax]

kutta!! after 4 years, aa "genuine doubt clear aayi!!!"

love ur family!! thats the best u can do!!







Hi Readers,
Thanks for reading till now!!! We planned a lot of things, even IIT_JEE students won't try all those permutations and combinations to make his love a success.... But in background, our friendship became deep rooted!So we forget all the sorrows with maturity!! dedicating this post to saqfir and mishael, who made me strong and at the same time weak in ma life!!!
ehat i'm gonna do without these guys... Every time safir n misu insist me to be independent and take decisions!! but i cant do anything without these idiots!!!
with love,
safir, misu n thej

This was our last snap :together!!!

Let Clouds Fall as Rain

A day starts with full of thoughts! Always there is anticipation that what this day brings you?! Lot of thoughts… at a time fastens and slows down your speed of action to do things in the early morning!!

Thirst for innovation pushes you forward and unlucky incidents or issues will make you stand still.

At last I catch the bus with loads of memories and thoughts which mounted in ma mind like clouds!

But this is what I saw to keep me live and think in reality:

•      A poor family speaking over a basic mobile in loud speaker. Sure…. An Iphone owner [or iphone developer] can’t enjoy as much as these family enjoying!!! Those smiling faces are the first hit of thunder in ma cloudy freaky memories!!

• ;    Now comes the second hit in ma clouds [creepy thoughts] a mother holding her child next to him in road side waiting for school bus. The reason why she is special to me is that, her child is studying in a special school. A picture of true love!

•      By the time I almost stopped thinking about myself and ma unfortunate happenings in life. A handicapped passenger who is not arguing for his reserved seat and waiting next to him till that passenger get down in his stop. Friends, we used to speak about our needs but forget about our responsibilities. Here I’m not generalizing. I’m just speaking about myself!!!

•      I saw a lot of unemployed youth around which remind me, my times are tough ahead!!!

                        Now sitting in office, there is no such kind of I-me-myself thoughts!!! And even when those thoughts arise, I’m not bothered!!! This so called undefined memories and thoughts of mine compared to dark clouds is no more around!! Observing the world around will make you stay awake from the dreamy world.

Having a cup of coffee in ma office @ sankkaraiyyer road [ma St.Aloysius +2 friends used to walk for entrance coaching centre] almost all ma good memories of +2 life is here only. I told myself

                                                         “Let the clouds fall as rain”

After rain:  You guys believe in telepathy????  Don’t ask me the same... but I got a message from safir [best friend] after all these thoughts!!

‘Aliya, I can’t stop laughing… our plus two memories J ‘

Dedicating this post to dhani sebastian 

VADA YAKSHI :NOW AT KANNUR !!!

so this is the vada yakshi u knw... rt?!!!

now lets see a variety vada yakshi....!!! this time not a female....

courtsey : kuku

i got this rare snap.. so i thought like sharing this with ma friends....

what is he searching for???

so...... thats what i offered!!! vada.... n he is trying to be a vada yakshi fan any ways!!!!!

you can  see these kinda yakhsis only after 5.30 pm at boys hostel mess hall!!!!
see the way he struggling to get some vadas!!!
with love,
thej
[scareed too.. dunno hw ds yakhsi fan gonna respond!!!]

DEFINITION:MULTIMEDIA @ VJEC

WE NEVER USED MULTIMEDIA PHONES! :p

See this foolishness or rather I call ignorance.

In our college you can use

• ·         A mobile supporting blue tooth
•      Also mobiles having gprs
•      No problem for using digital cameras
•      Laptops with blue tooth wifi and camera are welcome!
•      If you are using all these you must use hard drives na? Bring it from home no problem!
•      I pods and mp3 players must be there for relaxing!
•      You can’t possess two mobiles [brilliant decision!] but no problem for a dual sim mobile what so ever!!!

               Here comes the horrible part….. if there is a mobile with vga camera or .3 mega pixel cam you are the most wanted criminal in your campus!!!! You have to remit fine , write apology and humiliation from securities and warden![even Jesus Christ can’t tolerate those words…. We call ‘ oh jesus!!!’ from heart]

                     Birds eat ants and when birds die , ants eat birds!!

This is ma point…. Rules and regulations must change according to the time and circumstances!!!

Multimedia wishes,

Tyson thej :)

10 steps for a CRAZY bath

1.       Start the mission at 8.50. [since our class starts at 9.00!!]

2.       Take a mug from your bathing accessories.. Make sure you are taking only this mug….. that’s the key point to take care during this serious mission

3.       Bathing towel is mandatory, you must approach things professionally, alright?

4.       Then head to bath room [*conditions apply]

5.       When you reach near the bathroom, make sure you see the mirrors opposite to the same! [which we used to brush n shave]

6.       Take appropriate water in the mug, which is your only possession.[sometimes mug can consume water  in such a way that we are using it for a luxurious purpose, so don’t waste water!]

7.       Stand in a way such that you can see your image completely through the mirror[this is important]

8.       Time is running short! Now it’s 8.55 am. So without hesitation splash the water against the mirror!!!!

9.       Of course, a chilled feeling is running through your spine!! Please tolerate that!!this is it!! You took your new genx bath!!! Congrats!!!

10.   Hey, don’t expose yourself like this, because that might bring severe diseases. So stop standing wet like this.  Please clean the mirror as soon as possible.[we must be conscious about our health na!!]

 So that is the new methodology adopted by our friend ‘crazy’ during our college days!!!

Full stop: our warden was sharing his experience at seminary. They are provided with just two bucket of water during their training period for all their daily purpose!

So….. This time my friends  are nominating crazy for the next pope of vaticcan!!! J

SB @ VJEC STARTS RUNNING!!!

                                                        This blog post is dedicated to all ma friends who only present for general body meet and criticise the best volunteers in ma student branch without knowing the actual status of our student branch!!!

"PLEASE MAKE SURE YOUR HANDS ARE CLEAN BEFORE POINTING IT TO SOME ONE ELSE"

FULL STOP: AT LEAST MAKE SURE U GOT SOMTHN IN HAND :p

• Technical Talks and Webinars

 During the phase-1 2011, we conducted technical talks of topics ranging from “Odometers in CPU”, “Portable Document formats”, “Next Generation Memories”, to “Cloud Computing” to even “Google plus Vs Facebook”.

 Two webinars were conducted and organized exclusively for IEEE members and one for Non-IEEE members. The topics of these webinars include – “High Performance Computing for solutions for Complex problems” (Sponsored by Microsoft), “Future Data storage systems” (Sponsored by IBM & ThinkFriday University) and “Exploring the IEEE Xplore” by IEEE Client Services Manger.

• Non Technical Events

 On the Non technical side of events conducted by the student branch, we conducted a visit to an orphanage at Chempanthoti, as a part of Charity event organized by the Women in Engineering group of IEEE SB VJEC.The day was spent with the inmates and various programmes were carried out over there. Solutions regarding various technical aspects were also provided.

 For the first time, a friendship day was celebrated by the IEEE Members for foster the bond friendship among the members, along with the professional relationship maintained by them.

• Participation In Inter-College Events Participation of our members in inter-college events at Kerala level was highly encouraged by the student branch. Even though sudden announce of university examinations forced the members to opt out of various events in the last moment, the enthusiastic volunteers participated for

 HUB 5 Congress held at MES Engineering College.

 All Kerala Students Congress 2011 at College of Engineering Chengannur. Our team secured third place for the paper presentation held over there.

 There were also a good number of participants for the All Kerala Essay Competition from the student branch.

• Workshops Organized The student branch jointly organized two workshops –

 Ethical Hacking and Information Security Workshop with CSE Dept

 PIC Microcontroller workshop and training with ECE Dept.

Both the workshop became a grand success this year with the college.

• New Initiatives

New initiatives of the student branch include a Medical-Engineering project TechJeeva which is in its incubation stage. The active volunteers of the student branch are aspiring to make the project a national level. The student branch for the first time has given nomination for Student enterprise award for a live project on “Bore well Rescue Robot” by IEEE members of 4th year. 

How to end the last semester!!!!

This blog post is based on the mail I got recently from ma friend.. He was speaking about the weird thoughts and actions he done for ending a good relation. he has his own ideology to strengthen his actions any ways.

As a well wisher of yours’ I won’t recommend this method and please don’t try this. [I done it once and… aah…it hurts a lot!!!]

Hi Tyson,

Hope you are fine and you know I’m not good . Times are tough here.

You know alvira (his best friend) I break up with her for nothing. I don’t know for what and why… but I done it, because I like her so much. When I understood it won’t last l opted to end everything, I decided to end everything in an instant!!

The way I opted for that was weird. I fight with her for nothing. Always mentioning about the third person in our relation and I accused her for nothing. I scold her with harsh words . I claimed that she is betraying me.

I used to suspect that she is making a new relation with the same third person which I hate the most in our relation. And I know, as a girl she suffered a lot from me by words!!!

Now here comes the second phase.

I made gossips and controversies about myself. I made an impression that I am betraying her. I done everything to break a relation and never start again like other relations. Time heals…. But I don’t want theory applicable in this case….  So what’s its benefit in the end!!!  ???

1. I know how much it hurts during sendoff. But this is easy na??? she won’t  even think about me!!

2. She never cherish the best moments we shared together and I don’t want that to happen.

3. She was always bothered about the third person in our relation… now she  can spend all her time with that guy without fearing me and without any guilt.

4. I’m not telling she will be happy. But at the end of the day … she won’t cry again for her best buddy she ever seen in her life!!! at least that’s a relief for me!!!

                                                 Let that girl lives in peace…. I am a nuisance always and I don’t want to hurt her with ma love…. Let her believe that I am a traitor. Thej… but the end…. It’s hurting me a lot now da….. I know she do feeling the same…. But I am scared to be stand in front of her anymore… and I don’t want to do same again anyways.. You know how it feels, if someone hit with nails throughout your body??? No… but I can feel it right now!!

So thej…. Please be nice as always… don’t hurt with words and action….. Some friends may never forgive you.. Try to be good to all!!!

HI VIEWERS, THANKS FOR READING THIS LONG MAIL!! IT’S A SWEET WARNING TO ALL.. THIS IS A KIND OF ESCAPISM, DON’T DO IT….LIVE LIFE!!!!

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